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Bert Kreischer is the only person I get upset at when I see his face

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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He's not that unfunny. If thats the closest someone can get to praise as a comedian they should stop.

Thing is, compared to most people that are really famous right now for comedy, he blows them out of the water. Is that sad? Very much. But has he said some shit that makes me laugh? Sure. He's a bigger comedy nerd/smarter guy than he lets on. Like Larry The Cable Guy. I'd watch Bert before Larry for sure.
 

BigBeanFatty

The Official Hungry Bean.
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You might not be aware of this, but in order to bullshit his way through college, Bert had to take a class trip to Russia. When he was there, he got drunk while Russian gangsters laughed at him. Then he helped the gangsters rob his classmates. It's not something he discusses very often.
He must have gotten a cool nickname out of it.
 
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Who is Geno?
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GOD DAMN RICH CUNT

and then she shoved hay in her twat and asshole
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Thing is, compared to most people that are really famous right now for comedy, he blows them out of the water. Is that sad? Very much. But has he said some shit that makes me laugh? Sure. He's a bigger comedy nerd/smarter guy than he lets on. Like Larry The Cable Guy. I'd watch Bert before Larry for sure.
Shut up.
 
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