At an office christmas party for the first time in like four years

[Phish]

Dood that comment just got you hidden my channel. Tactical soap onl- TACTICAL SOAP ONLY attracts of-age, alive, cisgendered, non-related consenting females dood. This soap works. It does. Yesssss heh heh heh. Fuck sickos

Whos that long haired goth dude? Damn he smells gooood. *6 year dry spell*

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Whos that long haired goth dude? Damn he smells gooood. *6 year dry spell*

Waiting patiently coming in nicely toobs

 

[Coonskin]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

There really should be a Cobes megathread in the wyzz forum

 

[Turk February]

There really should be a Cobes megathread in the wyzz forum

theres a chick on my private facebook who constantly reminds me how funny and nice Cobra is - I don't get it.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

theres a chick on my private facebook who constantly reminds me how funny and nice Cobra is - I don't get it.

Funny, yes. Nice, not really. He’s in bad shape these days unfortunately and he’s attracted a dedicated contingent of Reddit trannies and junkies who seriously hate him and want him to die

 

[Turk February]

Funny, yes. Nice, not really. He’s in bad shape these days unfortunately and he’s attracted a dedicated contingent of Reddit trannies and junkies who seriously hate him and want him to die

Well isn't his whole shtick that he is like a wiccan who makes really gross food? I don't really know shit about him.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Well isn't his whole shtick that he is like a wiccan who makes really gross food? I don't really know shit about him.

He’s basically an alcoholic duster-huffing slow adult who has been YouTubing since he was an edgy sped teenager. He’s a slow burn for sure, but he definitely has his moments

 

[Turk February]

wheres @BenDovid to comment on how, actually, that's really hard to play?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

My wife's party's were pretty cool. The first couple of years the company was fairly small so the party would be at the ceo's house and him and his wife would make prime rib and all of the sides. Open bar and the kids would get gifts. The only game was a white elephant exchange but 90%of the gifts were booze the rest were Visa gift cards. Since it got bigger its held at country clubs still open bar and raffles now. We've got some cool shit from them and they reimburse you for a lyft to and from.

 

[BenDovid]

wheres @BenDovid to comment on how, actually, that's really hard to play?

Huh? Why are you calling me to this thread. Did you need attention or something? OK here it is, hello Turk, I see you! ffs,,,

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Huh? Why are you calling me to this thread. Did you need attention or something? OK here it is, hello Turk, I see you! ffs,,,

Fuck you and fuck your dead dad.

 

[gassers]

stop doxxing me, stlaker child.

 

[Turk February]

Huh? Why are you calling me to this thread. Did you need attention or something? OK here it is, hello Turk, I see you! ffs,,,

Bite the bait some more, you faggot fish.

 

[BenDovid]

Bite the bait some more, you faggot fish.

lmao, ok there, hardcore.

 

[gassers]

lmao, ok there, hardcore.

why don't you post in offtopic or lit crit?

 

[HH Brother]

lmao, ok there, hardcore.

DROP FUCKING DEAD FAGSTER

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

lmao, ok there, hardcore.

How’s your dead dad? Stil dead? Fuck you.

 

[Turk February]

lmao, ok there, hardcore.

Also, do Dan's show, homo.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

This is why I’m bringing a pint of rum with me to mine.