Army vet Joseph with a final long moo for us before he goes out to sea

[TaintofGeorge]

Limo=Taxi

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

Pls someone post the full schedule pic. I don't do facebook.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Good god, we need to crowdfunster a rascal on board this ship.

I'm down, I can get to Southampton.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I don't do facebook.

Just press CTRL + ALT + DELETE. Anybody could do it.

 

[Jizz]

God bless him.

Brother Joe is a Cold War veteran. He served at a time when the threat of nuclear war was very real.

 

[Dusty Dan]

I've never been on a cruise, but I always imagine the entertainers are competing with the sound of screaming kids, slot machines and air hockey tables.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I've never been on a cruise, but I always imagine the entertainers are competing with the sound of screaming kids, slot machines and air hockey tables.

Looks like someone isn’t white trash.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I've never been on a cruise, but I always imagine the entertainers are competing with the sound of screaming kids, slot machines and air hockey tables.

They’d probably set him up in some bar to play background music

 

[Jizz]

brother joe should get this hat!

 

[guest]

Something just really pathetic about a 65 year old man still playing pretend rock star.

What makes it really bad in my opinion is he doesn’t even make his own songs. If he just wrote songs and performed them I wouldn’t make fun of him at all. Buts he’s a fucking cover artist who’s old as fuck and talks like he’s a retired legend lmfao.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

I want to go on this cruise for the bit but I know I’d end up over tipping him and trying to befriend him.

Nothing good can come from that. I’m going to sit this one out.

One shitty, completely butchered cover of In The Air Tonight where BovineBro taps the drum roll with his nigger fingers on the acoustic, mixed with a watered down Jameson/Norovirus stricken ice cubes and you'd be best buddies?!

At least root for that bow legged jig to get the cruise ship shits while performing setting off a passenger panic of a virus outbreak while black diarrhea spills out from the bottom of his faggot ass worn out jeans onto his embarrassing dad shoes where the sole curls up in the front to the top. His goddamn shoes anger me to the point of mimicking a 2 year old who is super excited about something and they just clench their little hands and start shaking .

The Solo BovineBro Show... Die in a rogue wave AIDs fire, you spittle nigger.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Limo=Taxi

Taxi= That nigger walking barefoot with his gig bag strapped to his back and his faggot ass stupid dad shoes tied together over his shoulder because he needs 'em to put shit like guitar picks and loose guitar strings in. (Hopefully).

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

What makes it really bad in my opinion is he doesn’t even make his own songs. If he just wrote songs and performed them I wouldn’t make fun of him at all. Buts he’s a fucking cover artist who’s old as fuck and talks like he’s a retired legend lmfao.

100% agree. If BovineBro was just a run of the mill folk singer or some such who write his own songs I'd actually support him still kicking about in his mid sixties doing what makes him happy!

That's not the case with Mr. "Writing Original Music Is Pointless."

Also, "he's a fucking cover artist" absolutely needs to be amended, good sir! He is a fucking CON ARTIST. There's not a single video proving he can even pull off a cover song let alone a decent one. Moooooin' ass nigga chewing cud while "singing" and failing to hit proper notes.

That digitech looper gonna sink right down to the bottom with the titanic trinkets.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

They’d probably set him up in some bar to play background music

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Nigga is gonna be competing with screaming kids jumping and splashing about in the pool while parents attend to their every need paying zero attention to the bandy legged nigger with a cheap, led lined Chinese knock off acoustic!

Guarantee nigger is gonna get so frustrated he is gonna demand some parents to tell their "little shits to pipe down! I'm about to bellow out an F- version of Radiohead's Creep!"

I dare that nigger to post videos from the cruise.
Come on, Bovine! Let's see the real deal. Just the facts, nigger. We wanna see the endless lines of 80 year olds bent in half with walkers shuffling along pissed off that the garbage, watered down powdered eggs haven't been replenished yet and all the little brats that are running around unsupervised are saying naughty words and stealing purses. "I wanna see da boat turned upside down movie!" I need to entertain my oculars with the guy hurling vomit overboard from sea sickness while your bandy legs in dad shoes desperately try to keep your rickety ass upright whilst you try to stay in tune. All these things will come to pass. Post it, kike lips. DO DA BIT! Ducks On The Ave Style!

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Joe is this you?

I still think about "Anth Attcked=Nigger" probably once a month. There's so many layers to how funny it is.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I hope a bridge collapses and his ship is cancelled.

 

[Coonskin]

I hope a bridge collapses and his ship is cancelled.

No he needs to get lost at sea

 

[Ladynyahh]

Is her middle name River? What a fawkin terrible full name. Layla River Cumia

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Is her middle name River? What a fawkin terrible full name. Layla River Cumia

Lay-LA Riv-AIR CUE-mia.