Army vet Joseph with a final long moo for us before he goes out to sea

[Udders]

Joe is quite optimistic that he will be playing to a full house every night. Bless his simple brain.

Definitely, I've been on cruises like this. No one goes to these shows, especially one featuring a white trash goober who no one knows.

He's gonna hate it, and he'll be lucky if that monstrous 6'1" frame fits into what they call a bed.

 

[TaintofGeorge]

I'll give him two weeks and he'll play the "I miss my family" shit.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Anyone have the number of the cruise ship?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

He's given us enough information to figure out what ship he'll be on.

Sure did

 

[alkiefuck2]

Something just really pathetic about a 65 year old man still playing pretend rock star.

He should be a grandparent, instead he's bragging to layla's friends how he's going on the tour of his life lol. Please capsize

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Fucking idiot is acting like he is the one keeping the household taken care of. Carol is doing all the heavy lifting financially while joe brings in a grand on a good month .

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Sure did

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Joe is this you?

 

[TaintofGeorge]

What a gormless cunt

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

'Pat yourself on the back' more you braggadocios twat

 

[guest]

What's a funnier bit? Getting his gigs cancelled before he goes or him getting shitcanned mid-cruise because a "concerned passenger" reports his racist social media past?

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

Can we get the full schedule?

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Uber just picked Joe up...Bon Voyage!!

 

[WifeStoreWill]

What's a funnier bit? Getting his gigs cancelled before he goes or him getting shitcanned mid-cruise because a "concerned passenger" reports his racist social media past?

Getting tossed from the boat is way funnier.

 

[guest]

Getting tossed from the boat is way funnier.

Of course it is.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Of course it is.

Time it so they dump him off in Sicily where he belongs with the other darkies.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Nobody fuck this up dammit! He must be allowed to set sail!!!

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Joes about to dip out of his daughter's life for 4 months to pursue a hobby.

Lazy FN

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Amazing what he can do once Anth’s payments dried up.

Let me clear this up for you MORONS one last time. All these years and you still don’t understand ONE FUCKING THING!!! The “deal” was that if me or AntH became famous, we would help the other out. It was an INVESTMENT…That paid very well I might add.

Anthony and I put thousands of HOURS of work into our success. The same amount of time you’ve put into mocking US here. The difference? Ours culminated in SUCCESS!!! You’re still living with MOMMY drinking yourself into a daze and doing DRUGS!!!! No matter how you delusional ASSHATS try to spin it we came out on TOP.

I have a VERY lucrative gig. I am getting PAID to do what MOST people dream OF!!! You faggots wouldn’t understand anything about travel. The most you travel is to your local drug dealer and the liquor store. I’ll be drinking whiskey, playing music, and seeing the FINEST places in Europe!!! You will be staring at the same WOW sticker wishing you were there, riffing with my brother and imagining being there for a bra bombing. That’s your LIFE!!!

Bon voyage, FAGGOTS!!!!

#PAIDVACATION #CONTINUEDSUCCESS #MAGA2024

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Let me clear this up for you MORONS one last time. All these years and you still don’t understand ONE FUCKING THING!!! The “deal” was that if me or AntH became famous, we would help the other out. It was an INVESTMENT…That paid very well I might add.

Anthony and I put thousands of HOURS of work into our success. The same amount of time you’ve put into mocking US here. The difference? Ours culminated in SUCCESS!!! You’re still living with MOMMY drinking yourself into a daze and doing DRUGS!!!! No matter how you delusional ASSHATS try to spin it we came out on TOP.

I have a VERY lucrative gig. I am getting PAID to do what MOST people dream OF!!! You faggots wouldn’t understand anything about travel. The most you travel is to your local drug dealer and the liquor store. I’ll be drinking whiskey, playing music, and seeing the FINEST places in Europe!!! You will be staring at the same WOW sticker wishing you were there, riffing with my brother and imagining being there for a bra bombing. That’s your LIFE!!!

Bon voyage, FAGGOTS!!!!

#PAIDVACATION #CONTINUEDSUCCESS #MAGA2024

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I want to go on this cruise for the bit but I know I’d end up over tipping him and trying to befriend him.

Nothing good can come from that. I’m going to sit this one out.