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Army vet Joseph with a final long moo for us before he goes out to sea
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This is the greatest gift Joe could have ever given us. As always, he's brief.
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He's given us enough information to figure out what ship he'll be on.
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I would presume they let you eat whatever on the ship? Motherfucker is coming back so fat he won’t have bacon egg and cheese on a roll for the rest of his life trying to shake those pounds.
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Joe is quite optimistic that he will be playing to a full house every night. Bless his simple brain.
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Something just really pathetic about a 65 year old man still playing pretend rock star.
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He’s going to be busking on passenger and car ferries.
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Good god, we need to crowdfunster a rascal on board this ship.
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Joe playing for the elderly; on a ship is fucking fitting.
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Sure was nice of him to tag his daughters facebook page Layla RC
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“Need to to think of this as a deployment with no combat involved” lmaaaaaooooooooooooo
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Amazing what he can do once Anth’s payments dried up.
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It's pretty much on par with an old guy who is super serious about community theater and really gives a shit about his performance. Like if he forgets a line he flies into a rage afterward, throwing shit around. The other community theater people would be like "Take it easy, Randall. Everyone still had fun. It's not a big deal." And he'd be like "NOT A BIG DEAL?? That could've been my big break!"
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Given everything we know about the braying buffoon, one has to believe he's vastly overinflating what this gig will actually be like. I'll be genuinely stunned if he lasts even ten days.
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God bless him.
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"Hey bro, it's me. Listen, I gotta cut my European tour short, ship doctor says it might be a minor heart thing, but I gotta come home. I'm in Oslo, and I need you to wire me twelve, maybe fifteen hundy, just so I can fly back right away. Give me a holler, bro, thanks."
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With a 'captive audience', lol.
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I love Moo. He's the best.
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I think this has the potential to be one of Joe's most hilarious moments in quite a while. The idea of Joe boarding that ship, resplendent in his tattered SOA sweats, as a bunch of trashy Eurosnobs look on in disgust, fills me with glee. There's just no fucking way this goes off without hitch after hitch.
Also hilarious is how he claims he'll "hit the ground running" as soon as he returns, as if this obese slob who, in a good month, maybe "works" two out of thirty days, is suddenly going become a font of sheer ambition. I'm greatly looking forward to it.