Are you all ready for the barrage of Cow posts in the coming days?

[kingship75]

Joe needing to frame everything as a victory is probably my favorite part about him. If he lost both his arms tomorrow and could no longer play guitar, he'd still be bashing out FB posts with his toes and talking about how he prefers it this way anyway.

"I no longer have to work and can now spend the rest of my days living off disability. Not a benefit afforded to those with arms "

To receive disability, doesn’t one have to pay into the system? What’s Joe going to get, $98/month?

Righteous bucks.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Him falling overboard and drowning as he walks off the ship would be a great ending