Are you all ready for the barrage of Cow posts in the coming days?

[RealTonySchiavone]

Nobody wanted to give him the excuse. He'll never do it again.

And it's way way funnier that he volunteered all of this on his own. It wasn't a troll goading him into responding, or someone taking something out of context. Just Slow JoeH setting up rakes and bear traps and dancing into them.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Remember during the pandemic there were cruise ships that were quarantined because someone had covid? I want Joe to get stuck on that ship for 2-3 more months because someone onboard has Ebola or something.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He’s never going back and he’ll never get a stateside cruise job because of his retarded sense of entitlement. Joseph, it’s back to TGIFridays and the Moose Lodge, you BLEW IT!
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Are you kidding me?! I cannot wait! The amount of "it's other people's fault" posts is going to be amazing!

 

[BUBBLER]

Bona fide street classic…Could use a few updates tho.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Is it too much to ask that the ship sink and Joe brag on FB about pushing women and children out of the way to get the last lifeboat?

 

[bumbum8]

Just imagine being Carol or Layla, not having had Joe around for 4 months and now dreadfully counting down the days until you have to hear the same guitar riffs over and over, the same stories about the glory days, the Boomer poker meetups in the house stinking up the joint, the nappy-ass gray armpit hairs staring disrespectfully at you all day.

Carol probably is gonna miss starfishing alone in bed and now is gonna have to give up that good lovin in the same position when Joe gets back

 

[UnPRePared]

Just imagine being Carol or Layla, not having had Joe around for 4 months and now dreadfully counting down the days until you have to hear the same guitar riffs over and over, the same stories about the glory days, the Boomer poker meetups in the house stinking up the joint, the nappy-ass gray armpit hairs staring disrespectfully at you all day.

Carol probably is gonna miss starfishing alone in bed and now is gonna have to give up that good lovin in the same position when Joe gets back

You know she just lies there and fakes it.

"So so so so so so I was AMAZING, right? "

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is it too much to ask that the ship sink and Joe brag on FB about pushing women and children out of the way to get the last lifeboat?

I seriously think that it's still possible that Joe somehow single handedly sinks the ship, is the only survivor and bitches about what incompetent foreign idiots the crew was and how Americans are better sailors.

 

[UnPRePared]

I seriously think that it's still possible that Joe somehow single handedly sinks the ship, is the only survivor and bitches about what incompetent foreign idiots the crew was and how Americans are better sailors.

I just want Joe to be the lone survivor in a plane crash so he can start thinking he's Bruce Willis in "Unbreakable", when he's more like Bruce Willis in real life.

 

[Harry Powell]

This really shattered my fawkin’ ribs brotherman. Great start to the day.

 

[Udders]

There's always big crew parties where everyone gets shitfaced and possibly hooks up, I bet somehow everyone will forget to let Joe in on it.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Maybe the dryer sheets he's stuffed in the air vents catch fire.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

You know she just lies there and fakes it.

"So so so so so so I was AMAZING, right? "

"Oh, you were finished? Did you like that little thing at the end there? You know I learned that from Eric Clapton..."

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I just want Joe to be the lone survivor in a plane crash so he can start thinking he's Bruce Willis in "Unbreakable", when he's more like Bruce Willis in real life.

"So so so so, just because you have a face, that means I should talk to you?"

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Just imagine being Carol or Layla, not having had Joe around for 4 months and now dreadfully counting down the days until you have to hear the same guitar riffs over and over, the same stories about the glory days, the Boomer poker meetups in the house stinking up the joint, the nappy-ass gray armpit hairs staring disrespectfully at you all day.

Carol probably is gonna miss starfishing alone in bed and now is gonna have to give up that good lovin in the same position when Joe gets back

Starfish sex is hot

 

[UnPRePared]

"Oh, you were finished? Did you like that little thing at the end there? You know I learned that from Eric Clapton..."

"And then I went right into Layla!"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

This really shattered my fawkin’ ribs brotherman. Great start to the day.

That was old one from reddit sub

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This one was one of my all-time favorites. This one and the Prancing Young Nana In Shower one always killed me.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

This one was one of my all-time favorites. This one and the Prancing Young Nana In Shower one always killed me.

That one and this were favorites

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Just imagine being Carol or Layla, not having had Joe around for 4 months and now dreadfully counting down the days until you have to hear the same guitar riffs over and over, the same stories about the glory days, the Boomer poker meetups in the house stinking up the joint, the nappy-ass gray armpit hairs staring disrespectfully at you all day.

Carol probably is gonna miss starfishing alone in bed and now is gonna have to give up that good lovin in the same position when Joe gets back

Layler will have to wipe off that makeup and not look like a Puerto Rican Hoo-er