Are you all ready for the barrage of Cow posts in the coming days?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He’s never going back and he’ll never get a stateside cruise job because of his retarded sense of entitlement. Joseph, it’s back to TGIFridays and the Moose Lodge, you BLEW IT!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope there is at least one more laughable moment on the boat in the last 10 days.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

As usual, Joe will frame his Big Seafaring Adventure as a massive personal triumph and a character-building victory, but in reality he's going to come home even worse off than he was when he left. He'll return home and immediately start "rewarding" himself by gorging on slop, buying stupid garbage, and blowing money on poker games, but then reality will rear its ugly head, and Joe will be staring down the barrel of huge dentist bills, past due cell charges, and who the hell knows what else that fell into arrears while he was croaking his way through "Midnight Rider" again and again.

Then the friction will begin on the home from. His hag will spend a few days or weeks staring at his slovenly armpits, and she'll start nagging him about money. He'll book a few $50 gigs at the Moose Lodge or the fruit stand, then he'll start sucking up to Nana in earnest. Soon the whispers will begin..."you need to find some kind of job". And the last time Joe looked for a job, he ended up on that boat.

In any event, it'll surely be non-stop hilarity. Fuck Nana and Gavin, fuck Jim and Nikki. This guy is the one someone should be following with a camera. Joe could easily be the new, less funny, less charismatic, and more slovenly Ralph Kramden, always making us laugh with his nutty schemes gone hopelessly awry.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

As usual, Joe will frame his Big Seafaring Adventure as a massive personal triumph and a character-building victory, but in reality he's going to come home even worse off than he was when he left. He'll return home and immediately start "rewarding" himself by gorging on slop, buying stupid garbage, and blowing money on poker games, but then reality will rear its ugly head, and Joe will be staring down the barrel of huge dentist bills, past due cell charges, and who the hell knows what else that fell into arrears while he was croaking his way through "Midnight Rider" again and again.

Then the friction will begin on the home from. His hag will spend a few days or weeks staring at his slovenly armpits, and she'll start nagging him about money. He'll book a few $50 gigs at the Moose Lodge or the fruit stand, then he'll start sucking up to Nana in earnest. Soon the whispers will begin..."you need to find some kind of job". And the last time Joe looked for a job, he ended up on that boat.

In any event, it'll surely be non-stop hilarity. Fuck Nana and Gavin, fuck Jim and Nikki. This guy is the one someone should be following with a camera. Joe could easily be the new, less funny, less charismatic, and more slovenly Ralph Kramden, always making us laugh with his nutty schemes gone hopelessly awry.

What was Joes life like in 2007?

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I hope there is at least one more laughable moment on the boat in the last 10 days.

Him falling overboard and drowning as he walks off the ship would be a great ending

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

As usual, Joe will frame his Big Seafaring Adventure as a massive personal triumph and a character-building victory, but in reality he's going to come home even worse off than he was when he left. He'll return home and immediately start "rewarding" himself by gorging on slop, buying stupid garbage, and blowing money on poker games, but then reality will rear its ugly head, and Joe will be staring down the barrel of huge dentist bills, past due cell charges, and who the hell knows what else that fell into arrears while he was croaking his way through "Midnight Rider" again and again.

Then the friction will begin on the home from. His hag will spend a few days or weeks staring at his slovenly armpits, and she'll start nagging him about money. He'll book a few $50 gigs at the Moose Lodge or the fruit stand, then he'll start sucking up to Nana in earnest. Soon the whispers will begin..."you need to find some kind of job". And the last time Joe looked for a job, he ended up on that boat.

In any event, it'll surely be non-stop hilarity. Fuck Nana and Gavin, fuck Jim and Nikki. This guy is the one someone should be following with a camera. Joe could easily be the new, less funny, less charismatic, and more slovenly Ralph Kramden, always making us laugh with his nutty schemes gone hopelessly awry.

Why follow him if he just posts every minutia of his life for us

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

How on earth is he going to get excited about the water park after being out on the open ocean for so long?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Why follow him if he just posts every minutia of his life for us

I believe the visuals would make it even funnier.

What was Joes life like in 2007?

That was back when the Nana money was still coming in. In 2007, Joe was the big brother to a huge radio superstar. He gave his brother his big break in showbiz, you know.

 

[BUBBLER]

I’m honestly surprised that no one here got him fired from this gig.

Every morning I check in here Hoping to see that Joe is crying about being fired because cyberstalkers sent corporate screenshots of him bragging about stealing cookies from the mess hall.

“I was done with this GIG anyhow! I just wanted a free Scandinavian cruise! ”

 

[RoTheHo69]

Him falling overboard and drowning as he walks off the ship would be a great ending

This would rule so much.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I’m honestly surprised that no one here got him fired from this gig.

Every morning I check in here Hoping to see that Joe is crying about being fired because cyberstalkers sent corporate screenshots of him bragging about stealing cookies from the mess hall.

“I was done with this GIG anyhow! I just wanted a free Scandinavian cruise! ”

Nobody wanted to give him the excuse. He'll never do it again.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I believe the visuals would make it even funnier.

That was back when the Nana money was still coming in. In 2007, Joe was the big brother to a huge radio superstar. He gave his brother his big break in showbiz, you know.

Must have been living it up

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Must have been living it up

Black Rifle every morning, organic pistachios all day, Jameson's all night, and guitars...so, so many guitars.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

As usual, Joe will frame his Big Seafaring Adventure as a massive personal triumph and a character-building victory, but in reality he's going to come home even worse off than he was when he left. He'll return home and immediately start "rewarding" himself by gorging on slop, buying stupid garbage, and blowing money on poker games, but then reality will rear its ugly head, and Joe will be staring down the barrel of huge dentist bills, past due cell charges, and who the hell knows what else that fell into arrears while he was croaking his way through "Midnight Rider" again and again.

Then the friction will begin on the home from. His hag will spend a few days or weeks staring at his slovenly armpits, and she'll start nagging him about money. He'll book a few $50 gigs at the Moose Lodge or the fruit stand, then he'll start sucking up to Nana in earnest. Soon the whispers will begin..."you need to find some kind of job". And the last time Joe looked for a job, he ended up on that boat.

In any event, it'll surely be non-stop hilarity. Fuck Nana and Gavin, fuck Jim and Nikki. This guy is the one someone should be following with a camera. Joe could easily be the new, less funny, less charismatic, and more slovenly Ralph Kramden, always making us laugh with his nutty schemes gone hopelessly awry.

Joe's gonna buy himself Trump merch (brag about it), reply to Nana on twitter about Nigs and Biden, probably brag about how he took layala and her boyfriend out to dinner, and had the man talk with him.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Ah yes. Heathrow, the capital of Greenland.

 

[Dennyislife]

It's quite funny all he will see of the UK is the road from Southampton to Heathrow airport

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"...more than a job it's an adventure."

Jesus, Joe. Whatever you have to tell yourself to keep your teeth from falling out and get you through another geezer jukebox shift as you confront the fact you can't do any of this much longer.

This one needs to catch on around here. It's a perfect Joe-ism.

 

[TorpidSloth]

It's quite funny all he will see of the UK is the road from Southampton to Heathrow airport

I know it well. One of the prettier stretches of anonymous British motorway.

 

[Humanatee]

"...more than a job it's an adventure."

Jesus, Joe. Whatever you have to tell yourself to keep your teeth from falling out and get you through another geezer jukebox shift as you confront the fact you can't do any of this much longer.

This one needs to catch on around here. It's a perfect Joe-ism.

Joe needing to frame everything as a victory is probably my favorite part about him. If he lost both his arms tomorrow and could no longer play guitar, he'd still be bashing out FB posts with his toes and talking about how he prefers it this way anyway.

"I no longer have to work and can now spend the rest of my days living off disability. Not a benefit afforded to those with arms "

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

As usual, Joe will frame his Big Seafaring Adventure as a massive personal triumph and a character-building victory, but in reality he's going to come home even worse off than he was when he left. He'll return home and immediately start "rewarding" himself by gorging on slop, buying stupid garbage, and blowing money on poker games, but then reality will rear its ugly head, and Joe will be staring down the barrel of huge dentist bills, past due cell charges, and who the hell knows what else that fell into arrears while he was croaking his way through "Midnight Rider" again and again.

Then the friction will begin on the home from. His hag will spend a few days or weeks staring at his slovenly armpits, and she'll start nagging him about money. He'll book a few $50 gigs at the Moose Lodge or the fruit stand, then he'll start sucking up to Nana in earnest. Soon the whispers will begin..."you need to find some kind of job". And the last time Joe looked for a job, he ended up on that boat.

In any event, it'll surely be non-stop hilarity. Fuck Nana and Gavin, fuck Jim and Nikki. This guy is the one someone should be following with a camera. Joe could easily be the new, less funny, less charismatic, and more slovenly Ralph Kramden, always making us laugh with his nutty schemes gone hopelessly awry.