He’s never going back and he’ll never get a stateside cruise job because of his retarded sense of entitlement. Joseph, it’s back to TGIFridays and the Moose Lodge, you BLEW IT!
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What was Joes life like in 2007?As usual, Joe will frame his Big Seafaring Adventure as a massive personal triumph and a character-building victory, but in reality he's going to come home even worse off than he was when he left. He'll return home and immediately start "rewarding" himself by gorging on slop, buying stupid garbage, and blowing money on poker games, but then reality will rear its ugly head, and Joe will be staring down the barrel of huge dentist bills, past due cell charges, and who the hell knows what else that fell into arrears while he was croaking his way through "Midnight Rider" again and again.
Then the friction will begin on the home from. His hag will spend a few days or weeks staring at his slovenly armpits, and she'll start nagging him about money. He'll book a few $50 gigs at the Moose Lodge or the fruit stand, then he'll start sucking up to Nana in earnest. Soon the whispers will begin..."you need to find some kind of job". And the last time Joe looked for a job, he ended up on that boat.
In any event, it'll surely be non-stop hilarity. Fuck Nana and Gavin, fuck Jim and Nikki. This guy is the one someone should be following with a camera. Joe could easily be the new, less funny, less charismatic, and more slovenly Ralph Kramden, always making us laugh with his nutty schemes gone hopelessly awry.
Him falling overboard and drowning as he walks off the ship would be a great endingI hope there is at least one more laughable moment on the boat in the last 10 days.
Why follow him if he just posts every minutia of his life for usAs usual, Joe will frame his Big Seafaring Adventure as a massive personal triumph and a character-building victory, but in reality he's going to come home even worse off than he was when he left. He'll return home and immediately start "rewarding" himself by gorging on slop, buying stupid garbage, and blowing money on poker games, but then reality will rear its ugly head, and Joe will be staring down the barrel of huge dentist bills, past due cell charges, and who the hell knows what else that fell into arrears while he was croaking his way through "Midnight Rider" again and again.
Then the friction will begin on the home from. His hag will spend a few days or weeks staring at his slovenly armpits, and she'll start nagging him about money. He'll book a few $50 gigs at the Moose Lodge or the fruit stand, then he'll start sucking up to Nana in earnest. Soon the whispers will begin..."you need to find some kind of job". And the last time Joe looked for a job, he ended up on that boat.
In any event, it'll surely be non-stop hilarity. Fuck Nana and Gavin, fuck Jim and Nikki. This guy is the one someone should be following with a camera. Joe could easily be the new, less funny, less charismatic, and more slovenly Ralph Kramden, always making us laugh with his nutty schemes gone hopelessly awry.
I believe the visuals would make it even funnier.Why follow him if he just posts every minutia of his life for us
That was back when the Nana money was still coming in. In 2007, Joe was the big brother to a huge radio superstar. He gave his brother his big break in showbiz, you know.What was Joes life like in 2007?
This would rule so much.Him falling overboard and drowning as he walks off the ship would be a great ending
Nobody wanted to give him the excuse. He'll never do it again.I’m honestly surprised that no one here got him fired from this gig.
Every morning I check in here Hoping to see that Joe is crying about being fired because cyberstalkers sent corporate screenshots of him bragging about stealing cookies from the mess hall.
“I was done with this GIG anyhow! I just wanted a free Scandinavian cruise!![]()
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Must have been living it upI believe the visuals would make it even funnier.
That was back when the Nana money was still coming in. In 2007, Joe was the big brother to a huge radio superstar. He gave his brother his big break in showbiz, you know.
Black Rifle every morning, organic pistachios all day, Jameson's all night, and guitars...so, so many guitars.Must have been living it up
Joe's gonna buy himself Trump merch (brag about it), reply to Nana on twitter about Nigs and Biden, probably brag about how he took layala and her boyfriend out to dinner, and had the man talk with him.As usual, Joe will frame his Big Seafaring Adventure as a massive personal triumph and a character-building victory, but in reality he's going to come home even worse off than he was when he left. He'll return home and immediately start "rewarding" himself by gorging on slop, buying stupid garbage, and blowing money on poker games, but then reality will rear its ugly head, and Joe will be staring down the barrel of huge dentist bills, past due cell charges, and who the hell knows what else that fell into arrears while he was croaking his way through "Midnight Rider" again and again.
Then the friction will begin on the home from. His hag will spend a few days or weeks staring at his slovenly armpits, and she'll start nagging him about money. He'll book a few $50 gigs at the Moose Lodge or the fruit stand, then he'll start sucking up to Nana in earnest. Soon the whispers will begin..."you need to find some kind of job". And the last time Joe looked for a job, he ended up on that boat.
In any event, it'll surely be non-stop hilarity. Fuck Nana and Gavin, fuck Jim and Nikki. This guy is the one someone should be following with a camera. Joe could easily be the new, less funny, less charismatic, and more slovenly Ralph Kramden, always making us laugh with his nutty schemes gone hopelessly awry.
I know it well. One of the prettier stretches of anonymous British motorway.It's quite funny all he will see of the UK is the road from Southampton to Heathrow airport
"...more than a job it's an adventure."
Jesus, Joe. Whatever you have to tell yourself to keep your teeth from falling out and get you through another geezer jukebox shift as you confront the fact you can't do any of this much longer.
This one needs to catch on around here. It's a perfect Joe-ism.
As usual, Joe will frame his Big Seafaring Adventure as a massive personal triumph and a character-building victory, but in reality he's going to come home even worse off than he was when he left. He'll return home and immediately start "rewarding" himself by gorging on slop, buying stupid garbage, and blowing money on poker games, but then reality will rear its ugly head, and Joe will be staring down the barrel of huge dentist bills, past due cell charges, and who the hell knows what else that fell into arrears while he was croaking his way through "Midnight Rider" again and again.
Then the friction will begin on the home from. His hag will spend a few days or weeks staring at his slovenly armpits, and she'll start nagging him about money. He'll book a few $50 gigs at the Moose Lodge or the fruit stand, then he'll start sucking up to Nana in earnest. Soon the whispers will begin..."you need to find some kind of job". And the last time Joe looked for a job, he ended up on that boat.
In any event, it'll surely be non-stop hilarity. Fuck Nana and Gavin, fuck Jim and Nikki. This guy is the one someone should be following with a camera. Joe could easily be the new, less funny, less charismatic, and more slovenly Ralph Kramden, always making us laugh with his nutty schemes gone hopelessly awry.
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