Anyone here almost die?

[RoTheHo69]

Similar story. My friend was politically persecuted. The Feds finally took him out, but instead of assassinating him, they made it look like he killed his toddler leaving a crime scene. They got ahead of any martyr cult and my friend is serving hard time in prison currently. Keep your heads on a swivel, funsters.

wtf.. everyone stay the fuck away from me.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Should have oded about a dozen times.

One of my dumber stories is I Was brown-out drunk in Jamaica and decided I was going to rob the coke dealer I was buying coke from because I was retarded and thought he was trying to rip me off because I had no clue what the conversion rates were. Luckily only got jumped by three Jamaican dudes but they coulda chopped my ass up. I did rob him but he came back with his pals while I was still standing in the same parking lot I robbed him in like a dumb ass because i was talking to these girls that pulled up in a car

I later found out he was not trying to rip me off like I thought he was

 

[Imager]

We really are a bunch of degenerates here.

I don't have a story close to any of these drug ones.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Yeah, I had life-saving surgery in 2018.

I'll bite - what for?

 

[guest]

Guess I could make a sex change joke or something, but it's nothing interesting.