Anyone here almost die?

[FranksWirecutters]

One time in NYC I had to wear a sign that said I Hate Niggers. A black guy named Zeus rescued me when some basketball Americans wanted to kill me.

 

[bantadant]

One time in NYC I had to wear a sign that said I Hate Niggers. A black guy named Zeus rescued me when some basketball Americans wanted to kill me.

Don't make you a bad person

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

One time in NYC I had to wear a sign that said I Hate Niggers. A black guy named Zeus rescued me when some basketball Americans wanted to kill me.

If there's one thing that will make hardened Harlem Niggers fly into instant savage violence, it's someone being misanthropic

 

[guest]

Yeah, a few times I guess. It's a pretty normal part of life if you do... things.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

A friend of mine was driving once and got t boned at an intersection. His car rolled over a few times and his 3 year old son got ejected through the windshield

 

[guest]

Yeah, I had life-saving surgery in 2018.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

A friend of mine was driving once and got t boned at an intersection. His car rolled over a few times and his 3 year old son got ejected through the windshield

Similar story. My friend was politically persecuted. The Feds finally took him out, but instead of assassinating him, they made it look like he killed his toddler leaving a crime scene. They got ahead of any martyr cult and my friend is serving hard time in prison currently. Keep your heads on a swivel, funsters.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Similar story. My friend was politically persecuted. The Feds finally took him out, but instead of assassinating him, they made it look like he killed his toddler leaving a crime scene. They got ahead of any martyr cult and my friend is serving hard time in prison currently. Keep your heads on a swivel, funsters.

Thankfully he found solidarity and comfort in Islam

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

When I was in China I thought I might as well try some research chemicals. I got HEX-EN and U47700. The U47700 was about usd$20 for 5 grams. I was going to do a line but it occurred to me that perhaps I should check dosage online. I did that and was confused that people were talking about MICROGRAMS. So I eyeballed about half a matchstick head and did that. I immediately got a strong warm opiate feeling spread though my chest and another strong 'oh shit' feeling about how easily I could have died a very silly death.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

When I was in China I thought I might as well try some research chemicals. I got HEX-EN and U47700. The U47700 was about usd$20 for 5 grams. I was going to do a line but it occurred to me that perhaps I should check dosage online. I did that and was confused that people were talking about MICROGRAMS. So I eyeballed about half a matchstick head and did that. I immediately got a strong warm opiate feeling spread though my chest and another strong 'oh shit' feeling about how easily I could have died a very silly death.

So what you bought like 50 hits?

 

[Harry Powell]

So what you bought like 50 hits?

No. Way beyond that, he shouldn’t have even done the matchstick

 

[PickleRickle]

When I was in China I thought I might as well try some research chemicals. I got HEX-EN and U47700. The U47700 was about usd$20 for 5 grams. I was going to do a line but it occurred to me that perhaps I should check dosage online. I did that and was confused that people were talking about MICROGRAMS. So I eyeballed about half a matchstick head and did that. I immediately got a strong warm opiate feeling spread though my chest and another strong 'oh shit' feeling about how easily I could have died a very silly death.

I didnt think that shit was even accessible over there. Thats legal?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I didnt think that shit was even accessible over there. Thats legal?

No, it was not legal. Soon after that, most companies stopped selling domestically, they would only send it abroad.

I mean, you know that the Chinese government could stop the fentanyl epidemic in the US but choses not to, right?

 

[Harry Powell]

I was running cross country when I was 14 and someone had a fire that was putting off black smoke. I inhaled a little and I instantly started to wheeze. The inhaler I had with me did nothing.

Over the next 5 minutes my airway closed up and I couldn’t keep up with the team on our warm up. I crawled out of the woods and found the team stretching on a baseball field. I managed to crawl to the fence and bang it with my hand.

I couldnt make any noise. Everyone laughed. The coach came over to yell at me and realized something was wrong. He cradled me in his arms while my vision went black and white. I managed to eke out “I’m. Gonna. Die. “

Then a blackness crept into my vision from both sides, and finally I felt a rolling sensation and relief, like falling asleep. I woke up in the hospital.

This was in a pre-cell phone era. That man ran a 4-minute mile down the road until he found a building with a phone. The team all prayed for me. The EMTs showed up and stabbed me in the chest with shots, I’m assuming epinephrine.

 

[Imager]

I was running cross country when I was 14 and someone had a fire that was putting off black smoke. I inhaled a little and I instantly started to wheeze. The inhaler I had with me did nothing.

You literally almost died like that nigga from LOST

 

[PickleRickle]

No, it was not legal. Soon after that, most companies stopped selling domestically, they would only send it abroad.

I mean, you know that the Chinese government could stop the fentanyl epidemic in the US but choses not to, right?

Opium wars revenge pretty much. (or w/e the fuck the period was called when they ruined the chinese with opium)

 

[PickleRickle]

I was running cross country when I was 14 and someone had a fire that was putting off black smoke. I inhaled a little and I instantly started to wheeze. The inhaler I had with me did nothing.

Over the next 5 minutes my airway closed up and I couldn’t keep up with the team on our warm up. I crawled out of the woods and found the team stretching on a baseball field. I managed to crawl to the fence and bang it with my hand.

I couldnt make any noise. Everyone laughed. The coach came over to yell at me and realized something was wrong. He cradled me in his arms while my vision went black and white. I managed to eke out “I’m. Gonna. Die. “

Then a blackness crept into my vision from both sides, and finally I felt a rolling sensation and relief, like falling asleep. I woke up in the hospital.

This was in a pre-cell phone era. That man ran a 4-minute mile down the road until he found a building with a phone. The team all prayed for me. The EMTs showed up and stabbed me in the chest with shots, I’m assuming epinephrine.

Holy fuck, man. Thats crazy. What in the fuck were they burning?

 

[Harry Powell]

Holy fuck, man. Thats crazy. What in the fuck were they burning?

The smoke was super black and acrid in my memory, so I’m assuming plastic of some kind or rubber. No idea.

Later on in life I overdosed on drugs and had a repeat of this experience.

Now I feel an obligation to do something, anything, positive with my life before I die to pay it on.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The smoke was super black and acrid in my memory, so I’m assuming plastic of some kind or rubber. No idea.

Later on in life I overdosed on drugs and had a repeat of this experience.

Now I feel an obligation to do something, anything, positive with my life before I die to pay it on.

Fucking the brains out of a zoomer seems like a pretty positive contribution

 

[Imager]

Now I feel an obligation to do something, anything, positive with my life before I die to pay it on.

And that's why you post here making fun of Patrick.