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He's gonna expose our Tor end nodes!
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Backfat hackerSomeone told me he had a blackhat hacker on his payroll that could trace me down just from looking at his twitter. I'm afraid, if my peers found out that I fat shamed someone, I could be thrown in jail.
My favorite part was when we'd suck each other off before saying goodnightMe and Andrew used to spend hours on the phone together. Cracking jokes, telling stories, discussing Indiana.
Badges!? We don't need no stinking badges because we all know each other by face.So see you guys at the mixer on Thursday. Don't forget your name tags!
Andrew is going to go around to police departments and give lectures about this thing of ours
All will be forgiven if I get an invite to the next one.Oh, and mea culpa for misunderstanding what you meant by “cornhole tournament”. My people play that game WAY differently. I apologize for any inconvenience and invite you to forward the protocology bills to my attention here at Maxheinie Industries. Thank you.
lucky for me you have small handsWhen I met Andrew at last month’s potluck cornhole tournament, I handed him the usual packet containing all of my identifying information, as is customary in our group. I never expected that he would be doxxed and potentially compromised! Boy am I worried. I guess I can take slight comfort in knowing that Cowardly Pat has had my full doxx for over a year and has done nothing with it other than autistically blocking/unblocking my Instagram profile like a fat chode.
Oh, and mea culpa for misunderstanding what you meant by “cornhole tournament”. My people play that game WAY differently. I apologize for any inconvenience and invite you to forward the protocology bills to my attention here at Maxheinie Industries. Thank you.
We will be passing out the extended version with IP address info and usernames...So see you guys at the mixer on Thursday. Don't forget your name tags!
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