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That’s fine that means you’re a grunter.Someone told me when I was younger that I sounded like I was taking a constipated shit when I came.
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That’s fine that means you’re a grunter.Someone told me when I was younger that I sounded like I was taking a constipated shit when I came.
I enjoy talking during sex. A lot of “who’s pussy is this you fucking whore” “this pussy is so good” sometimes I autistically say “prepare to be bred”I just let out my breath the entire time. No moaning or growling. Then again I’ve never been much for dirty talk or making much noise during sex. This one girl I was banging a few years ago insisted that I talk dirty and it really killed the mood for me as I tried to mutter some shit like “aw yeah you slut.” She got off to it but I was near getting soft. I had to jerk myself off to finish that night, and I never hit her up again.
WWAW a lady wanting a gun pointed to her head while you fucked her, and when you say no, they were willing to settle for a knife to their throat?I enjoy talking during sex. A lot of “who’s pussy is this you fucking whore” “this pussy is so good” sometimes I autistically say “prepare to be bred”
Idk if you have experience with that but that’s right the fuck up my alley.WWAW a lady wanting a gun pointed to her head while you fucked her, and when you say no, they were willing to settle for a knife to their throat?
I do, and I was way the fuck not into it either. While we were in the middle of things, I could feel and hear her open the drawer to my bedside table and start rummaging through. She shoved the pellet gun I kept in there into my hand and was trying to get me to put it to her head. I said, "nah", so she jumped out of bed, went into my dresser and grabbed my folding knife and was trying to get me to press it pretty hard into her neck. I also told her that was kinda nuts, and she got pissed. We stopped, smoked some more cocaine, and agreed on some choking.Idk if you have experience with that but that’s right the fuck up my alley.
Puerto Rican make up most of my record daddy I’ve learned the hard way sadlyI do, and I was way the fuck not into it either. While we were in the middle of things, I could feel and hear her open the drawer to my bedside table and start rummaging through. She shoved the pellet gun I kept in there into my hand and was trying to get me to put it to her head. I said, "nah", so she jumped out of bed, went into my dresser and grabbed my folding knife and was trying to get me to press it pretty hard into her neck. I also told her that was kinda nuts, and she got pissed. We stopped, smoked some more cocaine, and agreed on some choking.
That bitch was BY FAR the most fucked up chick I've ever met. I met one of her ex's a few months later and he told me the reason why she had a bit of a limp was because they apparently got into an argument one day, he walked out and tried to walk to a friend's house down the road, so she got in her car and tried to run him down, flipping her car in the process and getting partially ejected out of the sun roof. Beware of Puerto Rican pussy.
Fucking gay that mate.(too much edging to tranny porn),
Haha, I was kidding...I'm also tattooless... Never even considered getting one.That’s fine. I didn’t mean anything about the tattoos it’s just not for me. Too much commitment for the kid. Oh yeah I’m also balding really bad so I keep my hair short. I used to have a beautiful Jew fro. But time has taken my hair from me.
When I was a teenager a girl I was fucking told me I cum like a bitch. Because I definitely did. I would make these insane high octave moans while blowing loads inside her.
Since then I’ve learned to hate the world and myself now I growl and grunt when I bust one off..
How do you fellas cum? Do ya sissy cum?
I wish you’d stop breathing forever.LOL no, but I do stop breathing...
I’ll bet my left arm that she was molested.That little 19 year old I was fucking last year used to say shit like "do you like fucking your little girl daddy? Do you like fucking your daughter?" and I'm man enough to admit that shit made me bust like the dude in Scary Movie.
That little 19 year old I was fucking last year used to say shit like "do you like fucking your little girl daddy? Do you like fucking your daughter?" and I'm man enough to admit that shit made me bust like the dude in Scary Movie.
She definitely was by me.I’ll bet my left arm that she was molested.
That's hot, that's a hot way to live.That little 19 year old I was fucking last year used to say shit like "do you like fucking your little girl daddy? Do you like fucking your daughter?" and I'm man enough to admit that shit made me bust like the dude in Scary Movie.
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