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Piggybacking off that errection giving thread about the sister in law. You fellas ever fuck your friends girl or your gfs friends? Or almost do something fucked up?
Tell em if you got em!
Tell em if you got em!
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Any of you guys ever fuck or talk to someone you’re not supposed to?
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I got a couple. But wanted to hear your guys stories first since I tend to go on and on with my bullshit. And I need something to get the old meat switch goin.
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When I was a teenager. My friend and roommate was dating this Puerto Rican and Dominican girl. To this day she’s beautiful. With one of the most fattest natural ass and thighs you’ll ever see. Gorgeous face with long curly hair white skin. Our other friend was fucking her in my room when I heard my roommate come home. I had to hide her in the basement behind the boiler for hours.
I walked in on them fucking he had his dick in her asshole. When I opened the door she just looked and laughed while stretching one of her ass cheeks open. She called me one night and said she wanted to hang out alone. That she had weed and wanted to know if it was cool if she came over. I couldn’t do it. But now I send her messages describing what I want to do to her giant fat ass.
I walked in on them fucking he had his dick in her asshole. When I opened the door she just looked and laughed while stretching one of her ass cheeks open. She called me one night and said she wanted to hang out alone. That she had weed and wanted to know if it was cool if she came over. I couldn’t do it. But now I send her messages describing what I want to do to her giant fat ass.
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Why was he fucking her in her boyfriend's apartment? How'd that happen?
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Ah sorry I’m a little drunk. So our mutual friend was fucking her everywhere. Me and her boyfriends spot. At our other friends house. An abandoned house. Girls a gigantic slut. But one of the prettiest faces you’d ever suspect it.
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Fucked a married broad for 2 years
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My uncle told me not to talk about it.
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Please share
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Yeah, share her phone number.
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Please share.
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I remember my 16th birthday & having a party, lots of drinks & weed (& maybe a dab of speed), I was necking with a hot ginger gal - hands up her shirt & down the front of her jeans, she put her hands down my trousers & basically rubbed-me-off til I coomed in my pants, she her mum arrived at 10 to pick her up. I changed my trousers & about 5mins later another couple gals arrived, they where a year older (17/18) & I picked-up where I left-off but now with this blonde with huge 17yr old tits, she was more experienced than me & she stayed the night, each had a dab of speed & pretty much did everything.
It was a bit naughty because the ginger gal became my GF, we all used to hang-out in the same local live music scene so there where times we were all together, I never told the ginger about the blonde.
It was a bit naughty because the ginger gal became my GF, we all used to hang-out in the same local live music scene so there where times we were all together, I never told the ginger about the blonde.
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i described a situation where I was living with a friend and his girlfriend. She was half black. Literally the fattest ass there is without being fat. Hugeeeee tits. Seriously the best natural body if you’re into huge asses and tits.Famous people have messaged her trying to bang this broad. I spoke about her calling him gay while sitting on my lap rubbing her ass on my dick. Getting up and whispering into my ear “you’re not gay” (I’m gay and my dicks small) that was the night she shoved me into a room and told me not to come out because she was going to suck my dick and ride me while her boyfriend slept if I kept looking at her like that.
It started off slow. With her asking me to record her naked jumping into a pool. It gradually turned into her telling me she wanted me to fuck her just once to see “if I would like it” one time she was texting me from the other room telling me that her boyfriend wanted her to suck his dick. I told her to pretend it’s me. She messaged me saying she did it. I told her “so? What the fuck are you telling me about it idc”
Stuff like this went on for a long time. Her begging me to fuck her telling me she wanted me to get her pregnant. On my birthday she told me to come home because she had a present I said what. She told me she wanted to me to use her body to do whatever i wanted. God damn I’m hard now guys.
Ughh she would pull her pants down exposing the greatest fat ass in history and let me play with it. 19 year old cumiapoodle ruled.
It started off slow. With her asking me to record her naked jumping into a pool. It gradually turned into her telling me she wanted me to fuck her just once to see “if I would like it” one time she was texting me from the other room telling me that her boyfriend wanted her to suck his dick. I told her to pretend it’s me. She messaged me saying she did it. I told her “so? What the fuck are you telling me about it idc”
Stuff like this went on for a long time. Her begging me to fuck her telling me she wanted me to get her pregnant. On my birthday she told me to come home because she had a present I said what. She told me she wanted to me to use her body to do whatever i wanted. God damn I’m hard now guys.
Ughh she would pull her pants down exposing the greatest fat ass in history and let me play with it. 19 year old cumiapoodle ruled.
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We worked together. She had 3 jobs supporting a fat fuck husband who played video games all day. She was a 6/10 face but a 9/10 body. She tried to set me up with one of her friends at first, but it didn't really work out. We had closed for the night and we're having drinks at the bar and she said she was really disappointed that her friend flaked on me, I'm a great guy etc etc. went our separate ways for the night and by the time I got home I had a 500 word text that she actually had feelings for me, and she was in a dead end marriage with a selfish asshole and she hadn't had sex for 3 years. I told her I was flattered but the marriage thing just wouldn't be ok for to go against, which was dumb of me. She said she understood.
Next night I'm out with a bunch of coworkers (but she is awol) and we get wasted. At bar close she's all of a sudden there to give us all rides home. We all decide to night cap it and stay up for a few hours. I crash on the couch. I wake up an hour later and she's on the other end of the sectional. I didn't say anything. She didn't say anything. I just basically pulled her to me and we start making out. Caged heat is real. She is a go-er. She took 3 years of anger and frustration out on my dick. Her body was amazing. Not an ounce of misplaced fat, she was freshly waxed and I don't think I'll ever make a woman wetter than I did that night, and I didn't even really do anything. I think I fingerbanged her for about 7 seconds before she pushed her thong aside and got on top. After a regrettably short amount of time I said "I shouldn't finish inside you, I have to pull out" and she blew me until I came. Didn't take long. Then we fucked a bunch more. She finally got divorced after two years and we ended up breaking up a few months after that.
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Thank you this is what the fuck I’m talking about. God damn it.
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The same guy I described in the first story. His new gf also texted me last week saying “I can’t wait to get fucked by a real man” and had said right in front of him “I’m going to fuck cumiapoodle! You know that right? I’m going to fuck him and suck his dick and he’s going to let me!”
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I never wore a rubber, her favorite thing to do, after I came, was to suck my dick some more. She was 5'10", 120lbs with long raven hair and a dark complexion. Looked like a young Cher
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Ever bang an associates girl? Or ex girl?
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The next morning was kinda awkward bc I felt like an asshole bc she was married but I texted my buddy "I did the most awesome terrible thing last night."
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Eh it’s not your problem. If someone’s bitch needs a dicking the girls either a whore and you’re doing him a favor OR he’s not capable of making a woman happy.
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No I'm not really much of a cocksman, I'm shy or whatever. One of my last exes, after the first time we fucked, said "I never would have expected that you don't carry yourself like that." I tend to not attract a lot of women, but when they are it's intense. Lots of dry spells. But when I did find a girl it would be intense. And I'm married now so that part of my life is over haha