Any of you fags ever go to Myrtle Beach?

[guest]

Need to get the fuck out of here for a couple days and saw you could get a weekend here for 200 bucks flight and hotel. Is that because it sucks ass?

It seems like a giant tourist trap Pat would brag about going to. Every picture is fat white Rubes floating in a pool next to a pile of fried food.

Honestly seems like a nice change of pace .. the northeast is becoming very faggot very fast.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Gay fucking shit. Go to the Outer Banks, less wiggers

 

[JebJoh]

I don't know about $200 but the hotels are pretty cheap and you can walk back and forth between the beach and the pool, the food is mostly garbage, my kids lived on bananas and cereal most of the time. Bring your own alcohol, I am 90% sure they either water down their bottles or put cheap booze in nicer bottles and no matter what the beer tap says, you're still drinking Miller

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember some of my classmates in school going there with their families. They always had some stories of white trash people doing white trash shit and ultimately enjoyed themselves. Also several of my biker fag aunts and uncles go down there for festivals and shit because of course they do.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I went once years ago. It’s like Jersey Shore type people. You could visit Dawn and Warren while you’re down there.

A vacation is what you make of it. I say go, please do have fun.

 

[Cuphead]

Yeah it sucks. If you're going out that way I recommend the Outer Banks. It's gotten a lot more torusity over the years, but the beaches are really nice, relaxing and not too noisy, and plenty to do on the islands.

 

[guest]

Gay fucking shit. Go to the Outer Banks, less wiggers

Can confirm. Rented a house on Duck island for a couple of weeks in the summer years ago. Very nice.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The NE has always been faggot. That’s your delusions again, stlaker.

I’ve never been, but it looks too busy and gay. I bet you could find some smaller towns that are quieter.

 

[guest]

Once a beach is well known, its garbage...

 

[Cuphead]

Can confirm. Rented a house on Duck island for a couple of weeks in the summer years ago. Very nice.

Duck is awesome. Nags Head is great as well. Carolla isn't bad either, but not quite as much to do.

 

[guest]

The NE has always been faggot. That’s your delusions again, atalker.

I’ve never been, but it looks too busy and gay. I bet you could find some smaller towns that are quieter.

Maybe,but the amount of men I see walking around pretending to be women is staggering. They put up a magnet for these freaks

 

[guest]

Duck is awesome. Nags Head is great as well. Carolla isn't bad either, but not quite as much to do.

Corolla with those all those fawkin wild horses. Pretty place

 

[johnnynoname]

why would any of the white trash who post here want to go to Myrtle bea............oh, nevermind

 

[guest]

You assume people here go outside.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

MB and NMB is overrun with biker trash and niggers. Beachfront hotel or condo? Endless stream of loud motorcycles all night and/or George Floyd cutlass nigger stereo music. Totally obnoxious.

 

[guest]

Go watch a Myrtle Beach documentary called “Eastbound and Down”

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Myrtle Beach and Hilton Head are boomer tourist traps. You could literally pick anywhere off Google Maps on the coast and have a better time. Or you could head into Charleston and get yourself a black stripper gf.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

My suggestion is instead to take sleeping pills all weekend and spend it in your bed at home.
MB is like looking for a woman to marry at the State Penitentiary for Men.
Maybe you can find a tranny where people might not be able to tell right away. If you're very lucky, but it makes you a fag in any case (which some of your family and friends will have to cut ties with you for).
So stay away from Myrtle Beach, it will only cause you problems.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Try going south. Charleston is fun and has some decent breweries. Savannah is overrun with fat and black people. St. Simon is an odd one off because it's a retirement island but there's also a college in Brunswick with decent (for the area) girls plus. Georgia also allows women to go topless. Brunswick is obviously tainted due to the jogger getting killed a couple of years ago but they seem to stay off the island from what I could tell when I was there.

St. Mary's and Fernandina get more busy because it's Florida. Jacksonville Beach is a shithole and you'll yell nigger a lot when driving, or maybe that's just me. Going farther south just gets ghetto.

Tldr. I'm a fag. But also give St. Simon a try. Fly into jax because it's cheaper than Sav.