Any of you faggots ever have mice?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I live in an old whole-house. I've always had a cat to deal with these little cocksuckers. I'm debating getting another cat but I already poisoned the mice, so I wouldn't even want a cat eating them. I cleaned out all my ghost cupboards and cabinets in my ghost kitchen yesterday and last night they got up on a fucking high window sill to eat my fucking green onions. They've been smashing the poison and just won't die. They're avoiding the shit out of the many snap traps. I'm gonna have to resort to glue traps and I fucking hate those things. I don't want to have to bop them with a hammer. I might even do the bucket with a dowel thing. I don't know where the filthy little weimers are even getting in. I'M NOT BILLY THE FUCKING EXTERMINATOR OVER HERE. FUCK.

Where we at with the miccccccce? Personally, they give me the willies and I don't care for them shitting all over my Tupperware. And chewing through the water line that goes to my fridge. Now I gotta make ice myself like a fucking bum.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"I'm so sorry, Abe."

Yeah? Fuck you. Nigger.

 

[aRTie02150]

Set fire to the house down and all the mice will probably run away?

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Throw some pennies out the front door

edit: you said mice not rats oopsie doodles

 

[aRTie02150]

Get this.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Get this.

That's pretty much what I'm gonna do, you can just drill a couple holes in a bucket and put a dowel through it with a can on the dowel with peanut butter on it and they jump on it and the can spins and they fall their gay little furry asses in the water and drown.

 

[Snake]

Get another cat.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Get this.

Muhfugga spends as much a year on mousetraps as Scorch does on toothpicks. PFG!

 

[guest]

How the fuck go they even avoid the traps? It’s like suddenly the grow a normal brain in those tiny heads. And eh gads man just drown them in the toilet. I know they’re nasty things but a hammer?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Glue traps plus a pair of pliars to crush their heads. Fuck em.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Same here, except this year so far haven't had any, some guy I talked to that used to do up keep on rentals during off season said clean your countertops where mice will go with cleaners at least 70 percent bleach, the left over residue will burn their toe pads and keep them off, I was getting nasty well water, it had awful taste, I opened water softener and there was three mice rotting in it, the pricks were squeezing into it, sprayed outside with clorox and haven't had one since, be happy you don't have flying squirrels had those cocksuckers already and they do bad damage, this why I don't have mice this year, I named him Bob, he sits on front porch wood pile, hes not afraid of me I can work on porch by him and he just suns himself,when he has enough sun he slithers back into foundation

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

My college house was overrun by mice. It was to the point where in broad daylight they would walk out into the middle of the floor completely unphased by us, it was bad.
We put a lot of glue traps out and sometimes we would put them out in the street amd wait for cars to come by and crush them

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I live in an old whole-house. I've always had a cat to deal with these little cocksuckers. I'm debating getting another cat but I already poisoned the mice, so I wouldn't even want a cat eating them. I cleaned out all my ghost cupboards and cabinets in my ghost kitchen yesterday and last night they got up on a fucking high window sill to eat my fucking green onions. They've been smashing the poison and just won't die. They're avoiding the shit out of the many snap traps. I'm gonna have to resort to glue traps and I fucking hate those things. I don't want to have to bop them with a hammer. I might even do the bucket with a dowel thing. I don't know where the filthy little weimers are even getting in. I'M NOT BILLY THE FUCKING EXTERMINATOR OVER HERE. FUCK.

Where we at with the miccccccce? Personally, they give me the willies and I don't care for them shitting all over my Tupperware. And chewing through the water line that goes to my fridge. Now I gotta make ice myself like a fucking bum.

Get some little tootsie rolls, squeeze a chunk little bigger than a smarties in your for fingers until it gets warm and gooey, put that on bait trap, it will cool and harden, once their teeth hit it they are done,best thing ever found so far

 

[captain_kamala]

i always had nasty rats when i lived in nyc. my baby daddy would trap them, open up the traps and use them again. nasty stuff. and those things that are supposed to make noise to scare them off don't work.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I know they’re nasty things but a hammer?

The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

i always had nasty rats when i lived in nyc. my baby daddy would trap them, open up the traps and use them again. nasty stuff. and those things that are supposed to make noise to scare them off don't work.

I have a couple of those noise things and they are complete bullshit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How the fuck go they even avoid the traps? It’s like suddenly the grow a normal brain in those tiny heads. And d egg h gads man just drown them in the toilet. I know they’re nasty things but a hammer?

One shot with a hammer is just easier than fucking around trying to get them out of the glue. Sometimes their eyes pop out, I really hate doing it.

 

[Snake]

Sadistically killing mice always felt niggery to me. If I can help it, I'd rather just catch them in one of those safe traps and let them outside. I never had an instance where they were that much a problem in my house.

The last one I had to catch was a few years ago when two of my retarded cats had it cornered and it was too scared to move. I scooped it in a box and let it out in my yard.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sadistically killing mice always felt niggery to me. If I can help it, I'd rather just catch them in one of those safe traps and let them outside. I never had an instance where they were that much a problem in my house.

The last one I had to catch was a few years ago when two of my retarded cats had it cornered and it was too scared to move. I scooped it in a box and let it out in my yard.

It's just necessary. I'm not gonna take the little faggot for a drive out to the woods and let it go like Miller's Crossing. And if I just let it go across the road or something, it's not gonna be like "Oh, thank God. I've been given another chance. I've learned my lesson." The fucker will just get back into my house.

 

[Snake]

It's just necessary. I'm not gonna take the little faggot for a drive out to the woods and let it go like Miller's Crossing. And if I just let it go across the road or something, it's not gonna be like "Oh, thank God. I've been given another chance. I've learned my lesson." The fucker will just get back into my house.

Yeah I get that. And if it's that much of a problem, maybe I'd feel different. I don't live in Willard's house, child.