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my undertitle is not a bit or gag, Anthony Cumia will die in 2024, game over.
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It makes no sense whatsoever. Why would he make a whole show of moving to SC, then go back to NY for a scheduled appointment a few weeks later? All signs point to some sort of unexpected medical distress while he was in SC, necessitating returning to NYC for treatment. Missy went with him, and when she learned he'd be fine in a few days, she left. He'll stay in the hospital for a few days, stagger to his NYC studio to do a "everything is fine" show at the end of the week, then go back to SC to recuperate, again.Which makes the trips back and forth from SC to NYC pretty weird if everything with his heart was planned out.
Nana thought he'd be the Long Island wop version of Hef, with a huge pool full of horny high school girls he'd ply with beer and blow, who'd end up passed out in one of his useless guest rooms. It's pretty funny how he came to totally shun sunlight altogether, much less float around in a pool all day.Like his swimming pool was this amazing custom in-ground job (that was once the largest private pool in NYC and Long Island) but he decorated it with dinosaurs and high-heel shaped lawn chairs and then let it lose thousands of gallons of water every night between foundation leaks and evaporation from his "surface of the sun" temperature he'd leave it at. He can't do anything like an adult.
Can we get some new "HAHA HOLEE SHIT, IM DYING!" artwork, HB?my undertitle is not a bit or gag, Anthony Cumia will die in 2024, game over.
Anthony did have women constantly at his house. His first year of Compound had an interview with a porn star every single week. He never had sex with any of them despite his wild "sex life stories". Like his lies of banging prostitutes that his father got for him when he was a teenager or his threesomes with his ex-wife. We also have video of him hanging out with Chrissie Meyer's girlfriends who all looked like college students. But all he did was sashay and prance like a faggot whilst blackout drunk screeching 80s karaoke songs.Nana thought he'd be the Long Island wop version of Hef, with a huge pool full of horny high school girls he'd ply with beer and blow, who'd end up passed out in one of his useless guest rooms. It's pretty funny how he came to totally shun sunlight altogether, much less float around in a pool all day.
Playboy After DorkNana thought he'd be the Long Island wop version of Hef, with a huge pool full of horny high school girls he'd ply with beer and blow, who'd end up passed out in one of his useless guest rooms. It's pretty funny how he came to totally shun sunlight altogether, much less float around in a pool all day.
You get Nana on that karaoke stage, and there's absolutely no doubt whatsoever regarding his sexual preferences. He starts with the vamping and the shimmying like a high school drama club fag, with the dainty hand gestures and general flitting about.But all he did was sashay and prance like a faggot whilst blackout drunk screeching 80s karaoke songs.
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with Nana death money Moo, can buy all kinds of chink guitars and sound equipmentHe needs to get back to work. Big bro already picked out his next “you owe me, bro!” item.
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The way he thinks his paypigs owe it to him to tolerate his bullshit is amazing. He was the same way during the final Sirius/XM years. He was constantly calling out "sick" after being up all night broadcasting his blackout drunk karaoke and poker parties. He would also show up to work hungover or still drunk and put very little effort into the show, letting wrestler faggots and retarded porn stars get interviewed by faggot Norton and faggot Sam for hours.View attachment 176921
Fuck off! How dare you complain, ASSHOLE!
That fucking anemia shit is out of order life crippling. Can't walk two feet without your heart pounding out of your chest as if you're Chef from Apocalypse Now running from a tiger! "You can kiss my ass! I'm bugging out! Never get out of the fucking boat!"This erratic and irregular heartbeat is called atrial fibrillation, or AFib. It’s a common and frightening symptom affecting up to 55% of patients after cardiac surgery, according to some estimates.
“Prevent” may be too strong a word regarding your ability to ward off the development of AFib, but here are four steps you can take ahead of heart surgery to reduce your risk, according to Dr. Soltesz:
If you get AFib, various treatments and medications are available to help get your heart back into its proper rhythm.
- Focus on diet and exercise. A healthier heart going into surgery decreases your chance of experiencing AFib afterward. Work with your healthcare provider to create a “heart-healthy” eating and exercise plan to get you ready for the rigors ahead.
- Address other health issues. Your risk of AFib increases if you go into surgery with anemia (low iron levels in the blood), an electrolyte imbalance or high blood sugar. Your doctor may perform tests before the procedure to check for these issues, which often can be addressed through a changed diet or by taking medication or vitamins.
- Stop smoking and limit alcohol. Need another reason to stop smoking if you’re currently lighting up? Consider this: Smoking increases your risk of AFib by 32%, according to researchers. Quitting can improve your odds. Excessive alcohol intake also can increase the risk of AFib.
- Limit stress. The relationship between stress and AFib is still being explored, but there appears to be a connection. Managing stress and anxiety can minimize your cardiovascular risk
Regaining control is important. Untreated AFib can increase your risk of blood clots and stroke. (Fast fact: AFib causes about 1 in 7 strokes, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.)
Over time, AFib can weaken your heart and open the door to heartfailure.
“AFib can occur sporadically or persistently — and if it happens once, it’s more likely to happen again,” states Dr. Soltesz. “Talk to your physician before and after surgery about your potential risks and what you can do to decrease them.”
Artie has a tremendous constitution for both dope and sobriety. Don't count the baby gorilla out. He destroyed his nose, but pickled his insides. Nigga is mummified.Who had Artie Langue surviving Anthony in the dead pool?
He leases . He doesn't own any carSomebody explain his car situation to me. The Escalade was nigger-rich af, if you have Ant money and live in suburban NY you drive a Range Rover like an adult and just deal with the expensive repair bills. But the point is he at least appreciated cars. His Mustang was retarded but he picked probably the most beautiful Jaguar of the last 50-60 years, so he had some semblance of taste.
And now he's in some kind of Ford SUV? It's a small thing but it does show that he's given up on life. Regardless of how much money he's lost I'm certain he can still afford a proper 100-120k rich guy vehicle.
Did ant say he has Afib somewhere?This erratic and irregular heartbeat is called atrial fibrillation, or AFib. It’s a common and frightening symptom affecting up to 55% of patients after cardiac surgery, according to some estimates.
“Prevent” may be too strong a word regarding your ability to ward off the development of AFib, but here are four steps you can take ahead of heart surgery to reduce your risk, according to Dr. Soltesz:
If you get AFib, various treatments and medications are available to help get your heart back into its proper rhythm.
- Focus on diet and exercise. A healthier heart going into surgery decreases your chance of experiencing AFib afterward. Work with your healthcare provider to create a “heart-healthy” eating and exercise plan to get you ready for the rigors ahead.
- Address other health issues. Your risk of AFib increases if you go into surgery with anemia (low iron levels in the blood), an electrolyte imbalance or high blood sugar. Your doctor may perform tests before the procedure to check for these issues, which often can be addressed through a changed diet or by taking medication or vitamins.
- Stop smoking and limit alcohol. Need another reason to stop smoking if you’re currently lighting up? Consider this: Smoking increases your risk of AFib by 32%, according to researchers. Quitting can improve your odds. Excessive alcohol intake also can increase the risk of AFib.
- Limit stress. The relationship between stress and AFib is still being explored, but there appears to be a connection. Managing stress and anxiety can minimize your cardiovascular risk
Regaining control is important. Untreated AFib can increase your risk of blood clots and stroke. (Fast fact: AFib causes about 1 in 7 strokes, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.)
Over time, AFib can weaken your heart and open the door to heartfailure.
“AFib can occur sporadically or persistently — and if it happens once, it’s more likely to happen again,” states Dr. Soltesz. “Talk to your physician before and after surgery about your potential risks and what you can do to decrease them.”
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