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Returning to booze right after invasive surgery has been working wonders.
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First thing he did after almost dying was say "Didn't notice any BLACKS that did surgery on me, heh" and go back to F/N posting. There's really nothing else to say but I hope he either dies or has a massive stroke and he's just in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.Returning to booze right after invasive surgery has been working wonders.
"Everything is fine! I'm better than ever! It's just a tiny, minor, heart thing, no biggie! I'll be back hooting and boozing in no time at all!".Returning to booze right after invasive surgery has been working wonders.
I seriously doubt he's gotten drunk even once. His entire life is motivated by fear of everything (and the desire for barely-pubescent pussy.) Imagine how terrified he is of dying.Returning to booze right after invasive surgery has been working wonders.
what a weird relationship if I was having major health issues like a heart bypass follow up appointment I would want my partner around.Weirdly enough, Missy Muscles just mentioned on Instagram that she was headed back to South Carolina.
"Everything is fine! I'm better than ever! It's just a tiny, minor, heart thing, no biggie! I'll be back hooting and boozing in no time at all!".
I don’t want Anthony to die he’s miserable being alive it’s much funnier than simply having brother Joe empty an urn at the port Jefferson waterfront
what a weird relationship if I was having major health issues like a heart bypass follow up appointment I would want my partner around.
What is her instagram? I wanna beat off over herWeirdly enough, Missy Muscles just mentioned on Instagram that she was headed back to South Carolina.
This isn’t even to mention how hard it is to unsubscribe from them - YOU HAVE TO EMAIL EROCK. And then he asks you a thousand questions: “Why are you unsubbing? What can we do? Are there other options?” And even this is 50/50 on getting your sub cancelled.
Are you telling me Shaniqua the orderly isn’t giving Ant the best medical care?To be fair medical assistants and nurses treat that machine like it's a slot at the casino, just hit random buttons until it shuts up.
Nanna becomingHe's in full damage control mode now. Dementia might be setting in with this attempted lie. He had some serious shit go down today and is trying to play it off after seeing how his ballwashers are fed up with his nigger behavior
You think he thinks about dying? They would mean having self awareness. This is a man who gets black out drunk every night and falls asleep with the TV on. He will do anything to escape reality, his life, getting older, his problems, death, etc. Why do you think he avoids of every dead or near dead person in his life?I seriously doubt he's gotten drunk even once. His entire life is motivated by fear of everything (and the desire for barely-pubescent pussy.) Imagine how terrified he is of dying.
I doubt even 1 brotherman. I say he goes by this year. He looks so fucking bad. His lifestyle is not conducive to recovering from a heart attack. Right now he is quite literally the walking dead.Speculation/prediction:
He's been doing light drinking to see how his body handles it, a test run of sorts. Turns out his body isn't lovin' it. So he's now hit with the absolute mother fucker of all double-whammies. He hasn't been able to get to his "happy place" level of drunk, but is feeling the physical effects of moderate/borderline alcohol consumption. All pain, no buzz, and the crushing realization that getting drunk just isn't a thing he can do anymore in his short time left on this Earth.
He won't kill himself directly, he's doesn't have the constitution for that. But he'll hunker down into his house and never leave. No exercise, nothing, because his will to live is gone now that he can't drink.
Not a chance in hell he lives for 3 more years. I doubt even 2.
My dad has afib he’s 71 and had it since 57 of course the most he ever drinks now is a single glass of red wine I don’t know if Anthony can do that, who am I kidding of course he can’t.This erratic and irregular heartbeat is called atrial fibrillation, or AFib. It’s a common and frightening symptom affecting up to 55% of patients after cardiac surgery, according to some estimates.
“Prevent” may be too strong a word regarding your ability to ward off the development of AFib, but here are four steps you can take ahead of heart surgery to reduce your risk, according to Dr. Soltesz:
If you get AFib, various treatments and medications are available to help get your heart back into its proper rhythm.
- Focus on diet and exercise. A healthier heart going into surgery decreases your chance of experiencing AFib afterward. Work with your healthcare provider to create a “heart-healthy” eating and exercise plan to get you ready for the rigors ahead.
- Address other health issues. Your risk of AFib increases if you go into surgery with anemia (low iron levels in the blood), an electrolyte imbalance or high blood sugar. Your doctor may perform tests before the procedure to check for these issues, which often can be addressed through a changed diet or by taking medication or vitamins.
- Stop smoking and limit alcohol. Need another reason to stop smoking if you’re currently lighting up? Consider this: Smoking increases your risk of AFib by 32%, according to researchers. Quitting can improve your odds. Excessive alcohol intake also can increase the risk of AFib.
- Limit stress. The relationship between stress and AFib is still being explored, but there appears to be a connection. Managing stress and anxiety can minimize your cardiovascular risk
Regaining control is important. Untreated AFib can increase your risk of blood clots and stroke. (Fast fact: AFib causes about 1 in 7 strokes, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.)
Over time, AFib can weaken your heart and open the door to heartfailure.
“AFib can occur sporadically or persistently — and if it happens once, it’s more likely to happen again,” states Dr. Soltesz. “Talk to your physician before and after surgery about your potential risks and what you can do to decrease them.”
No clue what that chart on the bottom is but it does not look goodHe's in full damage control mode now. Dementia might be setting in with this attempted lie. He had some serious shit go down today and is trying to play it off after seeing how his ballwashers are fed up with his nigger behavior
You aren't saying that Anthony failed to follow any of these simple instructions, are you?
- Focus on diet and exercise. A healthier heart going into surgery decreases your chance of experiencing AFib afterward. Work with your healthcare provider to create a “heart-healthy” eating and exercise plan to get you ready for the rigors ahead.
- Address other health issues. Your risk of AFib increases if you go into surgery with anemia (low iron levels in the blood), an electrolyte imbalance or high blood sugar. Your doctor may perform tests before the procedure to check for these issues, which often can be addressed through a changed diet or by taking medication or vitamins.
- Stop smoking and limit alcohol. Need another reason to stop smoking if you’re currently lighting up? Consider this: Smoking increases your risk of AFib by 32%, according to researchers. Quitting can improve your odds. Excessive alcohol intake also can increase the risk of AFib.
- Limit stress. The relationship between stress and AFib is still being explored, but there appears to be a connection. Managing stress and anxiety can minimize your cardiovascular risk
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