ANNABELLE HATE THREAD

[guest]

I'm convinced that his appropriation of the word "child" as an insult stems from his deep-seated resentment of his daughter's existence. I also believe when Adrienne told him she was pregnant he said something like "so shall I take you to the clinic now or tomorrow?" He probably followed up with something about parenthood being a hindrance to his writing career. She was repelled by him and his reaction and immediately looked to Jon as a real man, father and provider.

He only ever brings up his daughter for virtue signalling or twitter points purposes. Him and Drinky use their "busy careers" as an excuse for being childless. Everyone else knows it's because they're a couple of tosspots stuck in delayed adolescence. He hates the fact that a "stupid little baby child" came between him and his one true love and indirectly led to his current shitty situation. Fat.

I think Adrienne said "I've never loved you, respected you, or have been attracted to you. And you have the penis of a child!"

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

She'll be alright. The strength of the Snyder family's bond and solid, traditional roles and values will be her lifeboat.

If she were raised by Pat she'd be a purple-haired, grrrl power! freak with no chance of having a fulfilling life.

The fat weirdo would already have given her a fake penis and paraded his "trans son" before his 1000 real twitter followers (and 45,000 bots).

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Are those all Jon and Ades kids? No cousins in there? If so the ol Snyder Super Shooter is working at peak efficiency. Unlike the certain flaccid offspring of an over the road rodeo clown

 

[Brooke Shields]

She'll be fine and be raised not to shit her pants like a retard

 

[guest]

Are those all Jon and Ades kids? No cousins in there? If so the ol Snyder Super Shooter is working at peak efficiency. Unlike the certain flaccid offspring of an over the road rodeo clown

The boy with glasses and the little future Chad are theirs. And Annabelle of course. I guess the others are Adrienne's brother or sister's kids.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The boy with glasses and the little future Chad are theirs. And Annabelle of course. I guess the others are Adrienne's brother or sister's kids.

The Snyder genes in general are strong

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Meanwhile, Patrick was shitting his pants in public

 

[Udders]

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Meanwhile, Patrick was shitting his pants in public

Mmmmm new mama milkers.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Me and the Opester are punching out on this bit

 

[guest]

Ade's got some juicy child bearing hips...you just know she's gotta be a size queen.

 

[Snake]

Yeah, she sticks out like a sore thumb. You can just look at her and tell she's a dolt. Poor thing. Not her fault. Those tomlinson mong genes run deep. She's even got his disgusting fish lips. Poor lil feller.

Hi fans. Annabelle Tard Tomlinson here.

 

[Snake]

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Meanwhile, Patrick was shitting his pants in public

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Unfortunate looking child. She's destined to grow up into a fat pig who burns coal

 

[Stent]

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[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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Jesus fucking christ this made me gasp from laughing so hard. Baby Nana got me choking like a spaz.

 

[guest]

Yeah, she sticks out like a sore thumb. You can just look at her and tell she's a dolt. Poor thing. Not her fault. Those tomlinson mong genes run deep. She's even got his disgusting fish lips. Poor lil feller.

This observation really bothers me. It's a dark, cruel truth.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Naht funny!

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

"Bowen".

 

[captain_kamala]

"Bowen".

I heart white people

 

[guest]

"Bowen".

"Bo" is going to be a defensive tackle, banging cheerleaders and making the Patricks of his school's lives a living hell in 5 years time.