And we haven't heard anything about this script since.

[Patrick O'Neal]

The only good covereage pat gets is when he spreads mayonaisse on his hamburger buns.

 

[guest]

Yes, Sam, we heard you say Sliders, now shut the fuck up

Pat is also a big fan of sliders, especially Krystal's and White Castle

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It's kind of obvious but nobody in any industry will tell you "we hate it it's not good enough" They'll either buy it or softly shoo you away with a compliment. Probably part the reason this dolt hasn't changed his number is because he's had a hundred "We'll call you"s and expexts them to actually call one day.

The thing is, even when I first got into a position to try and green-light a movie, my assistant had to read the screenplay first before I ever saw it. She would have tossed Pat’s shit in the trash before she finished the first page.

 

[guest]

It's kind of obvious but nobody in any industry will tell you "we hate it it's not good enough" They'll either buy it or softly shoo you away with a compliment. Probably part the reason this dolt hasn't changed his number is because he's had a hundred "We'll call you"s and expexts them to actually call one day.

do you think the director saw his fat cheeks and said "who the fuck told me this guy was good for TV?"

nyehehehehehehehe

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Jew producer: Hello fat goyim, my name is Abraham Goldstein, what's yours?

Rick:

[email protected]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I am.

Tough, but fair.

How do you think a Patrick S Tomlinson documentary would do? Just following him in his daily life not working and sitting under the pink blanket with the jack off lotion, putting his mask on backwards and not realizing it, talking about communities of cyber stlakers following him, etc.

I think it would coincide nicely with the rise of mental health awareness.

 

[BudDickman]

do you think the director saw his fat cheeks and said "who the fuck told me this guy was good for TV?"

nyehehehehehehehe

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Wow a zoom call with someone in a different continent. That's so weird. It's not like working professionals do that daily.

 

[FurBurger]

AMA request: Fat's writing partner for this abortion of a script.

It was that guy he hires to edit his work - I can't remember his name (or his writing credits, or his... well, anything else about him, really.

Playing 2nd banana to Rick is the high point of his career.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Aren't writers constantly coming up with ideas and optioning scripts? Pat got a pity look at one of his ideas and had to brag about it.

SFWA/Tor probably got someone to buy it for a nominal fee as a favor then it got tossed in the pile never to be seen again

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Wow a zoom call with someone in a different continent. That's so weird. It's not like working professionals do that daily.

It's easy to tell he's never had a real job. He's a rube.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Tough, but fair.

How do you think a Patrick S Tomlinson documentary would do? Just following him in his daily life not working and sitting under the pink blanket with the jack off lotion, putting his mask on backwards and not realizing it, talking about communities of cyber stlakers following him, etc.

I think it would coincide nicely with the rise of mental health awareness.

They already did a doc about a fat arrogant abrasive self sabotaging drunk. It was called Overnight.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

do you think the director saw his fat cheeks and said "who the fuck told me this guy was good for TV?"

nyehehehehehehehe

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We havent seen any screenshots from this appearance or any after that, have we?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Tough, but fair.

How do you think a Patrick S Tomlinson documentary would do? Just following him in his daily life not working and sitting under the pink blanket with the jack off lotion, putting his mask on backwards and not realizing it, talking about communities of cyber stlakers following him, etc.

I think it would coincide nicely with the rise of mental health awareness.

I think a doc on Pat vs. Us would actually be his best chance at legitimate notoriety but he's too much of an egomaniac to even go with the flow the way someone like Billy Mitchell did.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1412487252136054787?s=20

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For every movie that gets greenlit,not even proper preproduction, there are 50k scripts that don't. A 'producer' is a vague term. I could win a competition and be a producer or lend the production company 1000 bucks and be one.
I don't here him oinking about his books getting optioned which is way more believable than him writing a screenplay.
It's very difficult to do without at least SOME experience or a few semesters in school learning about it.
Fatrick reading a few Star Wars scripts and watching the 'Making Of' won't make him a scriptwriter.

Wait for it to have thinly disguised analogs of Trump, (now Musk), characters proselytising about trans rights and stlakers, and a cool, tough mo' who don't take no shit and will drop a bar of armed, savage Rascals like Banderas does in Desperado.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I think a doc on Pat vs. Us would actually be his best chance at legitimate notoriety but he's too much of an egomaniac to even go with the flow the way someone like Billy Mitchell did.

I agree but goddamn, I would have to think the best is behind us at this point. Picture what you could have captured over the last 18 months or so (in no particular order):

1. Pat filing the lawsuit
2. Wisconsin hearings - loss
3. California quash pt. 1, 2 - loss
4. Google quash - loss
5. Jerry Jen's lien - loss
6. the SFWA quash - TBD
7. Nadolski-gate - loss
8. Apostlegate - loss
9. The Josiah Reveal - loss

Then as all that is going up in flames - you've got the vacations, him sitting by himself at the Cons, Twitter suspensions, big purchases, getting daily texts, things blowing up on Kiwifarms, Elon buying Twitter, etc.

It really would have been interesting to see how he progresses through his daily life as all that stuff is blowing up in his face. Can't imagine that the future is more entertaining than the past but who knows...

 

[FurBurger]

I agree but goddamn, I would have to think the best is behind us at this point.

Pat's about to be questioned under oath as to what his assets are, and where his income comes from. I think he's going to be winging it without a lawyer, which will be comedy gold. He'll answer questions he shouldn't, and object to questions he legally can't (and will face actual criminal charges for doing so). Remember, we've heard him speak in court three times, and two of those times the judge has told him to shut the fuck up; he is not a man who should be running his mouth on the record.

Throw in that Quasi's just subpoenaed the SFWA as to the details of their relationship with Pat, in particular their financial relationship; and they've spent $6k of lawyer fees trying (and failing) to get out of answering those questions, because their relationship with Pat makes them look really, really bad.

In the meantime Elon's just letting suspended Twitter accounts appeal their suspension and come back to life, meaning Pat's going to have to deal with FartPoop22 all over again.

I tell you, we're in line for a feast of comedy gold..

 

[Phish]

I agree but goddamn, I would have to think the best is behind us at this point. Picture what you could have captured over the last 18 months or so (in no particular order):

1. Pat filing the lawsuit
2. Wisconsin hearings - loss
3. California quash pt. 1, 2 - loss
4. Google quash - loss
5. Jerry Jen's lien - loss
6. the SFWA quash - TBD
7. Nadolski-gate - loss
8. Apostlegate - loss
9. The Josiah Reveal - loss

Then as all that is going up in flames - you've got the vacations, him sitting by himself at the Cons, Twitter suspensions, big purchases, getting daily texts, things blowing up on Kiwifarms, Elon buying Twitter, etc.

It really would have been interesting to see how he progresses through his daily life as all that stuff is blowing up in his face. Can't imagine that the future is more entertaining than the past but who knows...

We havent even begun the “Collections Saga” yet!

 

[NoBacon]

Wasn’t it a war epic about a warship armed with nuclear warheads? The sort of thing which requires an AAA Hollywood movie budget. There’s a reason new script writers start with horror movies that take place in one house, you fat retard.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I remember his stupid fucking Russian sub script he posted because he couldn't help himself but make even a 1960's Soviet submarine commander have that Patrick Twitter snark, "Smedvadenko, you know that's a nuke, right?". Fucking hack.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Pat's about to be questioned under oath as to what his assets are, and where his income comes from. I think he's going to be winging it without a lawyer, which will be comedy gold. He'll answer questions he shouldn't, and object to questions he legally can't (and will face actual criminal charges for doing so). Remember, we've heard him speak in court three times, and two of those times the judge has told him to shut the fuck up; he is not a man who should be running his mouth on the record.

Throw in that Quasi's just subpoenaed the SFWA as to the details of their relationship with Pat, in particular their financial relationship; and they've spent $6k of lawyer fees trying (and failing) to get out of answering those questions, because their relationship with Pat makes them look really, really bad.

In the meantime Elon's just letting suspended Twitter accounts appeal their suspension and come back to life, meaning Pat's going to have to deal with FartPoop22 all over again.

I tell you, we're in line for a feast of comedy gold..

It’s hard to believe we’re talking about someone’s actual life. If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear you were making it up