AJ Soprano looks like Charlton Heston next to the son from Nip/Tuck

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Nip/Tuck as fucking great. Constanly flipping from batshit insane to the most depressing shit ever.
Like when Matt/Michael Jackson was in jail and he would get a reduced sentence if Christian and Sean performed liposuction on a morbidly obese prisoner so they could execute him. And they also had to be the ones to execute him. Sean at first refuses to do it cause he can't help take a life and then Matt finds out that the guy is actually innocent but doesn't tell anyone so they kill him.

It's a soap opera for transexual serial killers made during the Bush administration. It was shocking and salacious back then when I was in high school, but now, given today's cultural climate, it's absolutely hilarious. It's hard to imagine a time when something like this was aired on American television.

They could've made an entire spinoff series based on just Matt's character called Faggot, where he travels the globe just sticking his dick in different people and things, joining cults, mutilating his own body, and calling his parents for money. That would've been my favorite show of all time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's not Anne Heche.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

And then Kimber gets him into Scientology, but then dumps him for the renowned Porn Star Ram Peters, who then dumps Kimber for a younger whore, who then starts banging Sean.

Holy shit, I completely forgot about the next part of this storyline, where the younger porn star fucking Sean starts giving his wife Julia banana bread poisoned with mercury and her hair starts falling out and she almost dies in the hospital. Lol fawkin hilarious.


Or what about the time those three old rich broads have a dinner party with a bunch of younger successful studs, and they're going around the room trying to impress the three old broads and Christian literally drops his nuts on the table so he ends up fucking all three of them.
And then a week later one of the broads pays him to turn her into a cat.

This is a real show.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"It looks like a sharpei... are you part Arab or something?"

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

"It looks like a sharpei... are you part Arab or something?"

LOL

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just realized that Sean is Peter from the movie Congo. The guy who makes the device that makes Amy the gorilla speak her signs. "Amy. Hug. Amy. Peter. Amy. Hug. Peter." I fucking loved that movie.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Amy. Mother. Amy. Peter. Mother."

 

[Nigger John]

The joke is that Tony gives Meadow the car because he hates seeing his daughter dating a dude. Then it spectacularly blows up the next year she brings home a nigger to their house and rubs it in his face. Probably one of the best recurring stories on Sopranos are Tony's relationships with Meadows various male friends.

Noel should have had a spin off, honestly.

 

[Nigger John]

I just realized that Sean is Peter from the movie Congo. The guy who makes the device that makes Amy the gorilla speak her signs. "Amy. Hug. Amy. Peter. Amy. Hug. Peter." I fucking loved that movie.

Yea , I was thinking about that movie because of this thread.

The flare gun part was bad ass.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Yea , I was thinking about that movie because of this thread.

The flare gun part was bad ass.

I liked the motion sensor activated machine guns on tripods defending their camp and the diamond laser that fucked up the mutant gorillas at the end.

And of course "Mr Homolka. Stop eating my sesame cake. STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!"

 

[Nigger John]

Bruce Campbell was in it for like 5 minutes

 

[TorpidSloth]

Bruce Campbell was in it for like 5 minutes

Yeah, he was Joe Don Baker's son who got killed in the beginning. Laura Linney had that sexy school marm thing going on in the 90s

 

[TorpidSloth]

I'm going to have to check out this show, it sounds hilarious. It came across as Grey's Anatomy meets Beverly Hills 90210 when it came out

 

[PogromStallone]

Or what about the time those three old rich broads have a dinner party with a bunch of younger successful studs, and they're going around the room trying to impress the three old broads and Christian literally drops his nuts on the table so he ends up fucking all three of them.
And then a week later one of the broads pays him to turn her into a cat.

This is a real show.

And he was so proud in turning her into a cat and then it turned out she was bipolar or something and her friends freaked out at him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Julia's English accent slipped out while she was crying in one I saw last night and I realized she's the chick from 101 Dalmatians and not Anne Heche at all.

Also, the whole Megan arc was sad as fuck.

 

[PogromStallone]

Julia's English accent slipped out while she was crying in one I saw last night and I realized she's the chick from 101 Dalmatians and not Anne Heche at all.

Also, the whole Megan arc was sad as fuck.

Anne Heche played a woman who murdered her mobster husband and got witness protection so they had to do plastic surgery on her and her son so they would look different.

There is also the plotline where Julia's mom is in a plane crash and when Julia finds her and decides it's best to kill her so she pillowchokes her. Then when she gets home her mother is there and it turns out she killed an innocent woman.

 

[PogromStallone]

And he was so proud in turning her into a cat and then it turned out she was bipolar or something and her friends freaked out at him.

Found the clip of it. So good.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is the best show I've ever seen. If I had known I could feverishly beat off to AT LEAST one scene a week, consistently, I would've been a hard mark. "DAD, I HAVE TO STAY AT NAN'S TONIGHT. I HAD A NIGHTMARE THAT SOMEONE'S TRYING TO RAPE HER! I NEED TO PROTECT HERRRRR!!!!"

(we couldnt get cable where I lived as a boy, but my grandparents lived in town and had the good shit.)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is it gay that I always root for TV drama families to stay together and actually get fucking PISSED when they fall apart?

Specifically, when the WIFE cheats, I want to fucking strangle them. MATT'S NOT MY SON? YOU FUCKING WHORE! YOU FUCKINT BITDH WHORE CINT FIFKKT BITCJK PIEDN3 OF FIDK3NNEBRIJDBR RHNTNYKIKELL FUCKING JOLL YOJ FUCOMFONT DYIPME FUOCOME BITCH

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Gonna take MY black bastard?? ILL FUCKINTEIRB REJKOENRVRHJTIO5V YOH FUCKNTONBT BITCN PIEDFIBRV OF SHIT CUNT FUCKRONT RKN4NEJ