AJ Soprano looks like Charlton Heston next to the son from Nip/Tuck

[TheNanaDook]

And faints and almost drowns in his pool a'la AJ Soprano

And they fucked on their wedding day

And she gets him into Scientology, and then dumps him for the renowned Porn Star Ram Peters, who then dumps her for a younger whore, who then starts banging Sean.

FAWK I forgot more than I remembered.

* Sean and Christian do the Eifle tower with a girl because she looks like Julia
* Sean fucks a Kimber-doll
* Michael Jackson fucks a neo-nazi girl who is quite hot, her father makes him castrate a tranny
* Julia dates Tyrion Lannister

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus Christ. Is this shitshow streaming anywhere? Because I obviously need to see it.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

FAWK I forgot more than I remembered.

* Sean and Christian do the Eifle tower with a girl because she looks like Julia
* Sean fucks a Kimber-doll
* Michael Jackson fucks a neo-nazi girl who is quite hot, her father makes him castrate a tranny
* Julia dates Tyrion Lannister

And then Julia becomes a lesbian.


Remember the end of season 3 when Christian is dating the black woman who is married to the old white guy with a broken dick and they give him a fake dick so he can fuck his wife but it doesn't satisfy her so he pays Christian to fuck her while he's been fucking her anyway?
And it's a musical episode? They all start singing at the end?
It's like live action South Park.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Jesus Christ. Is this shitshow streaming anywhere? Because I obviously need to see it.

It's on Hulu, hickster

 

[TheNanaDook]

And then Julia becomes a lesbian.


Remember the end of season 3 when Christian is dating the black woman who is married to the old white guy with a broken dick and they give him a fake dick so he can fuck his wife but it doesn't satisfy her so he pays Christian to fuck her while he's been fucking her anyway?
And it's a musical episode? They all start singing at the end?
It's like live action South Park.

* Michael Jackson bangs a girl who turns out to be his half sister
* Michael Jackson marries a tranny (a la Jim Norton)
I'm running out of stuff that I remember now.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Jesus Christ. Is this shitshow streaming anywhere? Because I obviously need to see it.

I talked about this in the Rescue/Me thread a week ago. They were on back to back on FX on Tuesdays and Rescue Me just seemed like a waste of time after an hour of this wonderful entertainment.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

* Michael Jackson bangs a girl who turns out to be his half sister
* Michael Jackson marries a tranny (a la Jim Norton)
I'm running out of stuff that I remember now.

Michael Jackson was just roaming the earth in search of the most depraved strange he could find. His journey resembles that of a normie who's introduced to Patrick S Tomlinson on reddit and ends up reading about diaper conventions and stink ditches on Kiwifarms.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's on Hulu, hickster

I don't have that one. FUCK.

 

[HeyItsVos]

And then Julia becomes a lesbian.

And doesn’t Sean fuck the daughter of Julia’s girlfriend?

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

And doesn’t Sean fuck the daughter of Julia’s girlfriend?

You'll have to be more specific

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Nip tuck..wanna fuck?

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Would you rather go tranny hunting or try to form a romance with and ultimately be rejected by that Israeli cunt who'd been horrifically disfigured in a bombing blast?

Also, 'memba when Sean drunkenly fucked that midget while dressed like Santa and an elf at the mall?

Christian fucking that pig with a literal bag over her head was pfg too.

Best scene will always be this one though

This garbage is critically acclaimed fx programming?

 

[LingerLonger]

He plays Meadow's boyfriend on Sopranos as well. Whose father gambles away all of their money. "It glares off the 8 ball when I rack!!!!!".

 

[Udders]

He plays Meadow's boyfriend on Sopranos as well. Whose father gambles away all of their money. "It glares off the 8 ball when I rack!!!!!".

He's not her boyfriend, they just know each other. The son of Davey Scatino who gets his car taken away and given to Tony.

 

[HeyItsVos]

He's not her boyfriend, they just know each other. The son of Davey Scatino who gets his car taken away and given to Tony.

@LingerLonger after being corrected about the Sopranos.

 

[LingerLonger]

He's not her boyfriend, they just know each other. The son of Davey Scatino who gets his car taken away and given to Tony.

The joke is that Tony gives Meadow the car because he hates seeing his daughter dating a dude. Then it spectacularly blows up the next year she brings home a nigger to their house and rubs it in his face. Probably one of the best recurring stories on Sopranos are Tony's relationships with Meadows various male friends.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Thanks for letting me know it's on Prime, you cockfuck shitasses. I have paid ZERO attention, but this show fucking SUCKS and you should all fucking SUCK. ME. OFF.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nigga. Son. Is that Anne Heche? The DECEASED Anne Heche?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This show is like a time capsule to an era where Anne Heche wasn't dead.

 

[PogromStallone]

Nip/Tuck as fucking great. Constanly flipping from batshit insane to the most depressing shit ever.
Like when Matt/Michael Jackson was in jail and he would get a reduced sentence if Christian and Sean performed liposuction on a morbidly obese prisoner so they could execute him. And they also had to be the ones to execute him. Sean at first refuses to do it cause he can't help take a life and then Matt finds out that the guy is actually innocent but doesn't tell anyone so they kill him.