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At least AJ Soprano never went tranny-hunting
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AJ Soprano looks like Charlton Heston next to the son from Nip/Tuck
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No child, using one of the guns in my mobster dad's house to kill myself is stupid. This is a much better idea
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this is a legit Dennis miller EsotericNigga cut yo
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Would you rather go tranny hunting or try to form a romance with and ultimately be rejected by that Israeli cunt who'd been horrifically disfigured in a bombing blast?
Also, 'memba when Sean drunkenly fucked that midget while dressed like Santa and an elf at the mall?
Christian fucking that pig with a literal bag over her head was pfg too.
Best scene will always be this one though
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Nailed his upsetting physical appearance. He had the face of a teenage girl but the head of a 45 year old man
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I was also glad to see that nebbish jew from "the single guy" in a role as a nebbish jew
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Did Jonathan Silverman hire him for "the single guy" in a jewish version of "girl having an uglier friend"?
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Also the time Sean was in the hot tub with that woman and she got diarrhea and he couldn't get a boner for months after.
And the reveal that the serial killer or whatever was a guy with no dick who fucked his sister or something and wanted to marry Christian?
Oh yeah and when Christian was going to marry that whore after she got pregnant but the baby came out black because one night she'd gotten drunk and fucked some old fat black guy who looked like Pringles Can John?
NipTuck managed to be the most progressive show ever made while being based and deliriously funny.
And the reveal that the serial killer or whatever was a guy with no dick who fucked his sister or something and wanted to marry Christian?
Oh yeah and when Christian was going to marry that whore after she got pregnant but the baby came out black because one night she'd gotten drunk and fucked some old fat black guy who looked like Pringles Can John?
NipTuck managed to be the most progressive show ever made while being based and deliriously funny.
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Oh shit, that's Coleman, like the cooler. He was in a movie called 50 Pills that nobody has seen that I thought was funny back in the day. He played a guy named Coleman and Michael Pena kept referring to him as "Coleman, like the cooler."
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This show is one of the most misanthropic things I've ever seen
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I heard/saw the guy who played AJ on The Bonfire and The Adam Friedland Show. He's a snotty little prick very much like AJ and he seems to be perpetually 15. Like he even looks and sounds 15. The Sopranos stunted his growth or some shit.
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It's called Bud Bundy disease, and it's fatal
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How bout the one where the lonely spinster and her sassy gay friend form a suicide pact and decide to shoot each other in the face at the same time, but the gay guy pulls the trigger and she doesn't - and then she lives - and he has to take her to the hospital and then to get plastic surgery.
I've forgotten more hilarious bits from that show than I can remember.
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Then she pulls a gun on him after the surgery
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* Tranny Xenia Onatopp (as if they ever really pass)
* Michael Jackson trying to circumcize himself
* Michael Jackson is really Christian's son because the tall blonde is a whore
* Michael Jackson bangs his dad's ex girlfriend
* Michael Jackson trying to circumcize himself
* Michael Jackson is really Christian's son because the tall blonde is a whore
* Michael Jackson bangs his dad's ex girlfriend
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Dude I'll talk NipTuck till the fuckin Kludys come home.
Most fun I've ever had watching TV.
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And faints and almost drowns in his pool a'la AJ Soprano
And they fucked on their wedding day
And then Kimber gets him into Scientology, but then dumps him for the renowned Porn Star Ram Peters, who then dumps Kimber for a younger whore, who then starts banging Sean.
Edit: And then Kimber falls off Christian's boat and dies.
And then Christian goes back to Gina, the woman he raised a black baby with, and he literally fucks her off the roof of a building to her death as well. So he has to raise the black baby that still isn't his with their ugly lesbian secretary.
I'm so fucking happy right now