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Pickup at my house outside of Portage, sharpie scribble included for free!For an extra 25 cents she'll cross the 2012 out with a sharpie.
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Pickup at my house outside of Portage, sharpie scribble included for free!For an extra 25 cents she'll cross the 2012 out with a sharpie.
At 41 and on her third marriage she had an actual wedding ceremony with a white dress. The bitch is obsessed with being a bride. It’s overkill already.Just wait until Ade yells at Annabelle that she's acting just like her father and she yells back "which one, you whore!"
That kid is fucked genetically and will have mommy, daddy, daddy, daddy issues. Probably a 4th daddy once Ade gets bored with this one and gets him caught up on covid boosters to make it look natural.
Lutherans?! Barbarian heathensAde got so many cash gifts from the wedding that she doesn't have to bother with this for now
I’m ~4 hours away from Ade or I would.
"Jon's not going to know his ashes are in this urn, why do you even need the ashes? They'll make your new husband uncomfortable. Just sell it for a buck and get rid of it. We can put the ashes in the litter box"Is Ade aware that her mental illness merchant behavior is posted here? I ask because it’s strange to give this to her mom to sell. Alternate explanations include that Ade’s mom fished it out of the trash to sell or just stole the single shoebox with Jon mementos, figuring correctly that Ade wouldn’t care.
New husband: "she'd never do that with my stuff"Disgusting poverty monsters
RibsNew husband: "she'd never do that with my stuff"
Ade 1 year from now: "buy one get one free orange county choppers t-shirts 15 cents"
Annabelle: "I hope dad number 4 doesn't rape me"
Eric Hildeman: "it's not rape if they fall in your lap when you're naked with a preexisting erection"
Big fan of Snyder's pretzels may show up, Emporiumster. You neva kno.Is she really trying to sell a Snyder sign? Just in case someone shows up who is also named Snyder and was also married in 2012?
Big fan of Snyder's pretzels may show up, Emporiumster. You neva kno.
Your hair is already over.
No, funchildster. I'm bald, who shaves it off and accepts it.I’m not bald, I’m balding.
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