Actual insults Dan Mullen has used against me because I made fun of his podcast

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

no i literally need people to fuel my eating disorder i'm eating carrots and mustard until thursday

Once you're so old even being skinny won't make you look good are you just going to let loose and eat whatever? Have some fried chicken and soul food without thrown it up later.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

yeah but i enjoy being knocked the fuck out

 

[guest]

I didn't doctor the screenshot in any way. Just admit you asked a group of online autists for advice on picking up Asian girls. Own it, dude.

It's a joe cumia quote. You know joe cumia right? Opie and Anthony? Patposting faggot.

 

[guest]

The audacity of trying to shame me for fucking asian women when he simps for that fat chink robert mewler.

 

[captain_kamala]

Once you're so old even being skinny won't make you look good are you just going to let loose and eat whatever? Have some fried chicken and soul food without thrown it up later.

no i've already been through several fat girl stages it makes me feel awful. i'm going to be old and bony and gross.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

[exhales]
let's unpack this:
Mewler obviously send dan a dM or text during da show (the cunt won't even look at me!) saying her feelings got hurt or to "stop posting about my appearance", which means she probably has some sort of a weight problem or is an actual bug lady.
which is fine who gives a shit.
but the reason people go on NPS in the first place is because deep down, they want to feed their egos.
Mew wants that inkling of fame, boomia thrived off it and subsequently let it get to his head, though his redemption arc seems to have started.

So you put yourself out there to a group of /criminally-obsessed, sociopathic criminals/, you're saying "fuck with me, children"

niki'sprolapsedanus is like a breath of fresh air on the palace balcony of a third world dictatorship hrmmmmmm,
let's keep this grassroots and not make NPS a sacred cow, alright gang
Dan unironically hiding comments because it uuufffendsss his co-host is embarrassing, no way around it.

Ill keep it brief

Read on

 

[ChildSpitTake]

People posted photos of her rapist and she took it like a champ that's pretty thick skin all things considered.

Kamala is the thickest skinned person out of all of us, that much I can guarantee. I have been calling her the most horrible, vile shit over the years starting when we were at the OG sub and she has never once clapped back with anything really bad. It's gotten to the point where I've considered stopping being so nasty to her, which of course I won't.

Kamala is a champ is what I'm saying

 

[captain_kamala]

Kamala is the thickest skinned person out of all of us, that much I can guarantee. I have been calling her the most horrible, vile shit over the years starting when we were at the OG sub and she has never once clapped back with anything really bad. It's gotten to the point where I've considered stopping being so nasty to her, which of course I won't.

Kamala is a champ is what I'm saying

never stop being mean to me. i don't recognize the individual haters it all just blends together. but i thrive on it.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

never stop being mean to me. i don't recognize the individual haters it all just blends together. but i thrive on it.

You're basically saying "nice try on the hate though" to me, which I appreciate and is a great response. Don't get it twisted though, I have nothing but love for you and a couple of reality checks now and again.

 

[VizioDash]

Ya know, I'm beginning to think that Nikki's Prolapsed Anus isn't a very big fan of Somerville Dan.

 

[guest]

Kamala is the thickest skinned person out of all of us, that much I can guarantee. I have been calling her the most horrible, vile shit over the years starting when we were at the OG sub and she has never once clapped back with anything really bad. It's gotten to the point where I've considered stopping being so nasty to her, which of course I won't.

Kamala is a champ is what I'm saying

I once responded to her with something like "at least i still have custody of my kids, patricia"

I felt like a jerkstore right after, she can come into my masters chamber anytime

 

[DominusOdium]

1) I'm just jealous
Technically RobertMewler said this, but Dan ribbed the post.

2) I can't get laid.
Ranted about this on his podcast. We've all heard it.

3) I'm a "child".
Said recently in that big lebowski thread that my comments dont annoy him anymore because I'm just a child, child.

Dan "Pat Tomlinson" Mullen.

When simply faggot would've sufficed.

 

[guest]

Kamala is the thickest skinned person out of all of us, that much I can guarantee. I have been calling her the most horrible, vile shit over the years starting when we were at the OG sub and she has never once clapped back with anything really bad. It's gotten to the point where I've considered stopping being so nasty to her, which of course I won't.

Kamala is a champ is what I'm saying

I'd give Kamala a nice rogering for being such a good sport.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

yeah but i enjoy being knocked the fuck out

 

[Stent]

I'd give Kamala a nice rogering for being such a good sport.

You fuck fat chicks?

 

[guest]

You fuck fat chicks?

I'm into things

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Ya know, I'm beginning to think that Nikki's Prolapsed Anus isn't a very big fan of Somerville Dan.

Like the WWE, these storylines were written, approved, and scheduled months ago. NPA and Dan are the Vince Russo and Jim Cornette of the brotherman set.

It's a bit, child.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

yeah but i enjoy being knocked the fuck out

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Kamala is the thickest skinned person out of all of us, that much I can guarantee. I have been calling her the most horrible, vile shit over the years starting when we were at the OG sub and she has never once clapped back with anything really bad. It's gotten to the point where I've considered stopping being so nasty to her, which of course I won't.

Kamala is a champ is what I'm saying

She sucked your dick to get you to say that

 

[Ace Orenstein]

yeah but i enjoy being knocked the fuck out

You should be

-Damian