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Raymond said:
One thing before you step off: The ghost of Jack Klugman said you took his wallet at the Tony Randall memorial. You want to comment on that?
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While Jack Klugman was a lying homosexual, he's right about that. You know what was in his wallet? $100 in singles and a bunch of Polaroids of him and Tony Randall fucking. He's even wearing the stupid hat in a few of them.

The original title of The Odd Couple was The Queer Couple. I'm not even kidding. Google it.
 
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captain_kamala said:
yeah i used to mess with clenbuterol but not worth it to end up in the damn mental hospital
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@captain_kamala , if you ever want to consider ketogenic dieting, more than happy to share advice. Granted, I still like to sip on my pints and harder drinks here and there, but not like I did as a younger lad, so that doesn't help, but mixing keto with intermittent fasting - along with routine breaks to carb cycle - did wonders for my weight and energy. Feel free to message anytime if you have questions.
 
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NikkisCrustyGusset said:
I fucking love that video from back in the day. It was a part of a cool sexy few of horny dance videos I remember all coming out around that time... 2006/7 or something
You'd put on one of those free music stations like The Box or Dance Central and see them ALL the time...







I the love the part where one of the pieces pulls her knickers out of her ass crack...
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This got me through a lot of angsty nights back in high school.
 
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This got me through a lot of angsty nights back in high school.
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That's one hot piece of ass, pardon my french.

Thanks @Uncle_Floyd and @NikkisCrustyGusset for making this thread less gay, we need more content like this on the forum.

I rather look at those tits than the ones on that failed sci-fi author/stand-up/political firebrand/father.
 
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I'm a big fan of you too, I like a harem full of young guys that waste their best years on downvoting dozens of posts and reigniting the "about Boomia" even in new pat posts. Thanks man.

As the retard I addressed keeps responding. Of course I could ignore it as I do some of it, but he dragged it here so I replied. Now for you, I get it you're actually a cool guy whose young and just shitposts here, between the 10's you're banging and you also have a PhD in psychology because despite my family and I even being heard on here and being happy you were able to ferret out the truth that I'm really oaf that makes endless mistakes and defends them for no reason and is tuned out by everybody. That's an impressive resume you're displaying and yes it does make my first 35 years, but most importantly my peak 14-18 year old period, pale in comparison.

I bet I'm probably really 600 lbs, we live in the Canadian Rural Projects and I get Canadian disability however that works. I also so wholeheartedly want to be king of this nerdfest and even posted Pat content in the hopes we could return to it being about me. Maybe my fictional "mob father" and "fat" kids aren't real. Yea and the boasts of "being arrested or questioned by cops" like it was a badge are accurate, I didn't say that in reply to my potential liability if the FBI ever showed up at my foreign door. I'm thankful a brotherman like you keeps me grounded and I'm going to go make a healthy choclate ice cream smoothie now and switch my oxygen tank and take my insulin before I fantasize that I'm going away for the week with my sons, to a place we really don't own in a place I don't actually ever go. All the while using demo copies of software because I'm not internet cool enough to use pirated copies from a torrent site. I also don't know anything about VPNs and stuff like that because I prefer Canadian streaming services and their lesser content, but you'd be wrong, I have cable bitch and the fastest dial up one can have.

Thanks man and I'll try not to post anymore posts about Pat and then make them about me again and I'll be sure to use gooder grammar and writing skills like the Bakersfield Chimp's very proper "if he has any, have nicknames" and the like. I would never make fun of typos because the cool nerds here don't ever obsess on that or anything else. I also know that unlike my tired, fat, stupid, old self you will not blink your eyes from 35 to 51, it doesn't happen that way for manly studs that have real important things going on. Thanks for the kind advice, brotherman.
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Specifically, you have created this thread, that brought heat here and you're speculating on a 5 line text that if you read it admits nothing. All I did was use the pig's reins to steer him to post about bomb threats that likely didn't happen and if they did are already the big problem. This is the false dilemma you're making of my post that it exists to harden a real threat or it causes one by merely mentioning what he earlier mentioned. It's all documented, there isn't an option to say he didn't say it and he literally did say just that, that he didn't say it while posting my text unaware his was saved. So the cops come to me and say "did you make a bomb threat" and I say no, they need to prove it, it wasn't me where is that a bigger problem than an anonymous threat would be for Quasi?

Explain to me how, all your doing thus far is taking a tech issue that you over-reacted to and shoehorning in some strawman to defend that. Demonstrate how, at this late date you think my one little tweet is the bridge too far in this saga? I disagree and I can support my reasons, the crap that I'm putting it on Quasi because sec 230 somehow disappeared is really strange. He isn't responsible for my text, he also can point to my account that posted the entire text thread, but suddenly I'm at fault? Makes no sense, literally.

What happened here is a lot of faggotry including threats to doxx me because a bunch of guys larp as bad asses on here. They reveal nothing that says they wouldn't cry and rat out everybody if "the knock" actually happened. I can't stand the fag I'm being forced to be just by writing this, but I'm a fan of your efforts here and have always thought and continue to think that explaining oneself is always better. I love that answering and not answering both carry headaches, but since I'm not autistic in real life and enjoy talking I answer. It's simple really it is, avoid threatening the pig directly as the only hard and fast rule and we can all do our own thing. I have a special place in his heart and I use it for funny outcomes. No matter what all of this including my continued defense of my own actions have made for a fun day.
 
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Specifically, you have created this thread, that brought heat here and you're speculating on a 5 line text that if you read it admits nothing. All I did was use the pig's reins to steer him to post about bomb threats that likely didn't happen and if they did are already the big problem. This is the false dilemma you're making of my post that it exists to harden a real threat or it causes one by merely mentioning what he earlier mentioned. It's all documented, there isn't an option to say he didn't say it and he literally did say just that, that he didn't say it while posting my text unaware his was saved. So the cops come to me and say "did you make a bomb threat" and I say no, they need to prove it, it wasn't me where is that a bigger problem than an anonymous threat would be for Quasi?

Explain to me how, all your doing thus far is taking a tech issue that you over-reacted to and shoehorning in some strawman to defend that. Demonstrate how, at this late date you think my one little tweet is the bridge too far in this saga? I disagree and I can support my reasons, the crap that I'm putting it on Quasi because sec 230 somehow disappeared is really strange. He isn't responsible for my text, he also can point to my account that posted the entire text thread, but suddenly I'm at fault? Makes no sense, literally.

What happened here is a lot of faggotry including threats to doxx me because a bunch of guys larp as bad asses on here. They reveal nothing that says they wouldn't cry and rat out everybody if "the knock" actually happened. I can't stand the fag I'm being forced to be just by writing this, but I'm a fan of your efforts here and have always thought and continue to think that explaining oneself is always better. I love that answering and not answering both carry headaches, but since I'm not autistic in real life and enjoy talking I answer. It's simple really it is, avoid threatening the pig directly as the only hard and fast rule and we can all do our own thing. I have a special place in his heart and I use it for funny outcomes. No matter what all of this including my continued defense of my own actions have made for a fun day.
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This bit gets me everytime.
 
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ChicopeeChip said:
Still need help with the pickup lines, fag?

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I just want everyone to know that Mullenstein, in his natural Jewish ways, has taken that easily manipulated imgur screenshot completely out of context.

This was my next post right after that:

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Pick up line's the wrong term. I don't mean a cheesy joke or anything. I mean, what's the opening line I should use when walking up to one of these chinks?

"Hey there ling ling! You rikey the fried rice?"
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He knows this though. But alas, Mullenstein is a jew.
 
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Nikki's Prolapsed Anus said:
I just want everyone to know that Mullenstein, in his natural Jewish ways, has taken that easily manipulated imgur screenshot completely out of context.

This was my next post right after that:



He knows this though. But alas, Mullenstein is a jew.
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I didn't doctor the screenshot in any way. Just admit you asked a group of online autists for advice on picking up Asian girls. Own it, dude.
 
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