I always laughed when he said "Out of the FFFUCKING BLUUE!" to be fawkin honest witcha. But even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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My favorite part was when he would derail the show by getting into arguments with callers and repeat the same biased political takes he heard on Fox last night while getting drunk.
"THERE'S STILL A FEW OF IS LEFT! THERE'S STILL A FEW OF IS LEFT!"
"THERE'S STILL A FEW OF IS LEFT! THERE'S STILL A FEW OF IS LEFT!"
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The Dice voice was almost always funny, no matter how low effort. "Why are you rolling me??"
The old timey radio voice still makes me laugh to this day.
When he would pretend he was a tough guy, who wasn't terrified of basic confrontation
"I see you're cured"
Anthony was pretty quick on his feet with impressions. Too bad niggers clouded his feeble mind.
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Be dialing!
I'm sure those that are too cool for the room will chime in and say he was never funny but that's simply not true. As others have stated Dice, be dialing and other impressions were hysterical
A little off topic but his ability to hate watch terrible TV and share it with us the next day was always hysterical.
A little off topic but his ability to hate watch terrible TV and share it with us the next day was always hysterical.
his twister rant was pretty fucking funny..finger of god
Always good at goofing on retards
"Taco dumb-bell"
"Take a penny, eat a penny"
The list goes on folks
"Taco dumb-bell"
"Take a penny, eat a penny"
The list goes on folks
Holy shit I forgot about that. That's an all time favorite!
Remember when that guy robbed his house under his nose during one of his parties and he was making up excuses why he didn’t get one of his bajillion guns out?
I actually loved Ant's obscure TV references
Pirate dice with the eye patch always gets a niggas ribs
He really did used to have "lightning quick wit" for a while there. Not nearly as long as Jimmy and pals credited him for having, but still.
"Why is there STU on my headphones?!" "Because there was no room for the PID" to this day gives me solid loffs. Shit like that.
"Why is there STU on my headphones?!" "Because there was no room for the PID" to this day gives me solid loffs. Shit like that.
“Sam went down on one knee-“
”Who’s One Knee? His Indian friend?”
”Who’s One Knee? His Indian friend?”
"Oh no! Eric Clapton's baby you're..!" *slide whistle*