can we glean any data/access from the url line before it overstretches the bar?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
A peek at Pig's script
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It's so cringe how he sits at the bar with his laptop.
He's just dying for people to see what he's doing, but too delusional to realise how contrived and inappropriate it looks.
He's just dying for people to see what he's doing, but too delusional to realise how contrived and inappropriate it looks.
Beef wellington must be spoiled by a fatso...in space.
Wait, so you're saying the bean-counters wouldn't think the script I have that's Batman meets Knight Rider meets the X-Files meets Lolita that's intended to be the first of 46 installments of the Tate Cinematic Universe (TCU) is a good bet?
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[URL unfurl="true"]https://collider.com/project-azorian-movie-adaptation/[/URL]
“It's a project tailor-made for directors like Affleck, Howard and Cameron; they're not too busy these days, right?”
LOL, good luck fat boy
[URL unfurl="true"]https://collider.com/project-azorian-movie-adaptation/[/URL]
“It's a project tailor-made for directors like Affleck, Howard and Cameron; they're not too busy these days, right?”
LOL, good luck fat boy
I wonder if his partner has gotten to write any lines yet.
Well, he is more retarded than the duo of Lupertazzi-Moltisanti…
Same boring, snarky shit as everything else he's written:
Every fucking time. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
The smart, superior character (the "Patrick") notices the dumb inferior character (the "child") saying or doing something stupid.
The Patrick sighs and rolls his eyes, these children would be accidentally setting off megaton nukes if not for him barking out orders.
The child is immediately apologetic and submissive towards the Patrick. They understand the Patrick is the alpha and never, ever ever EVER challenge his almighty authority.
Write literally any other interaction with literally any other characters. Stop revisiting the exact same well - "Captain Patrick corrects the stupid child". For once in your literary career, have the Missile Tech mock Kobzar behind his back. But those are the consequences of being a fat unemployed lazeabout, grifting off the government dime and tweeting very important opinions all day. You have no concept of working at a job and thinking your boss is a dick. Nope, just self-insert as the boss, the queen bee who has the respect and admiration of all the worker bees. Every fucking time. What a lazy fucking hack.
I mean as long as you’ve secured those licenses... How much child sex are we talking?
I love how much of a pompous ass he is. He thinks Twitter is going to erupt over a sneak peak of his script like it’s Kevin Smith showing a few lines of dialogue in Clerks 3
He's at 14 likes for that tweet and the only one who commented on it was himself.
First thing I noticed too. It’s actually funny how he starts with this crutch in every single thing of his I’ve read.
Even ignoring the immense talent differential, imagine if every Tarantino movie started with the main cast sitting around a meal discussing some sort of empty pop culture reference. It would be absolutely ridiculous no matter how well written it was. You are pure shit, Pat.
I'd love to accidentally knock over his glass of beer onto the keyboard.
His friends are surely not to drop the child midstream
Would you really want to deal with the consequences of such an action, child?
And by consequences, I of course mean having to read the snarky tweet he would put out about it as soon as he got home.
Heavily embellished
Was surprised it wasn't "Frank Stallone" when I did a Google translate.