A Kiwi found something pretty interesting when looking up Quasi's attorney.

[Snake]

Me when the lolsuit was withdrawn: I guess we're going to slow down.

Me now: I guess we're going in with a scalpel and being surgical with humiliation.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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I know that Quasi doesn't comment here, but I wonder what he thinks about this?

This fucking amazing. But I’m going to say this. I think Piggy has such an autistic will to be the winner, he would commit perjury to keep up his “6 figure author” charade. Especially if he knew the deposition was going to be public record.

 

[NoBacon]

TONIGHT ON DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER.

PORTLY AUTHOR REFUSES TO PAY COURT ORDERED JUDGEMENT. THIS LITTLE PIGGY IS COMING DOWNTOWN.

(IS THE FINANCIAL DELINQUENT ALSO A PEDOPHILE? TUNE IN TONIGHT WHERE DOG REVEALS ALL)

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

TONIGHT ON DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER.

PORTLY AUTHOR REFUSES TO PAY COURT ORDERED JUDGEMENT. THIS LITTLE PIGGY IS COMING DOWNTOWN.

(IS THE FINANCIAL DELINQUENT ALSO A PEDOPHILE? TUNE IN TONIGHT WHERE DOG REVEALS ALL)

There’s fear and darkness all around you, the Piggy is on the run, no use in hiding in the fog, I’ll hunt you down because I’m the Dog, I’m the Dog the big bad Dog, the Deadbeat Hunter!

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

It’s been said before that the dumbest thing he could do is not pay what he owes. Now he could face a deposition. Any fuckery on his part could actually subject him to penalties up to and including jail time.

You’ve let this go long enough Pat. Just do the right thing and save yourself from further embarrassment and possible jail time.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Dear, God. I don’t ask for much really, you’ve been exceptionally kind to me and I’m forever grateful. But if you could find it in your heart to jail Patrick S. Tomlinson for refusing to cooperate with this lien I promise to attend church every Sunday. I already baptized my half Jap daughters as Catholics. I’m doing my best here, bud.

 

[NoBacon]

There’s fear and darkness all around you, the Piggy is on the run, no use in hiding in the fog, I’ll hunt you down because I’m the Dog, I’m the Dog the big bad Dog, the Bounty Hunter

Squeeeeeel piggy. Squeeeel

 

[NoBacon]

It’s been said before that the dumbest thing he could do is not pay what he owes. Now he could face a deposition. Any fuckery on his part could actually subject him to penalties up to and including jail time.

You’ve let this go long enough Pat. Just do the right thing and save yourself from further embarrassment and possible jail time.

I doubt he has 2.4k at hand, let alone 24k (and the 10 pending from the google quash)

He’s beyond fucked, he hasn’t got an income and I’m 99.99% sure all his purchases last year were from fraudulent PPP loans (for defunct businesses)

He will need to get his cap in hand and start begging the SFWA for it.

His moped and car is 5k if you’re being very generous, what else does he have? The house is 30k in negative equity and he’s only paid down 5k of the principle in 5 years, so he has a predatory interest only mortgage to service on a shit box that’s lost 30k already.

bankruptcy doesn’t absolve court ordered judgments either.

He will have to liquidate everything he and Nikki own to even begin to cover it.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Squeeeeeel piggy. Squeeeel

Get on the ground motherfucker! Leland hog tie the boar!

Go with Christ brah!

 

[NoBacon]

Get on the ground motherfucker! Leland hog tie the boar!

Go with Christ brah!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

When we go to collect, I have dibs on asking about the boat with t'ree propellers.

 

[captainjapan]

I need Patricks fascists fighting laptop as my screenshots are not up to par for the sub (sniff)

 

[PogromStallone]

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I know that Quasi doesn't comment here, but I wonder what he thinks about this?

Wait, why doesn't he comment here?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Quasi is Keyser Soze.

 

[Mikekeke]

Wait, why doesn't he comment here?

Got too big for the fawkin show. sniff

 

[PogromStallone]

Fat Loser, you best remove that car crash sound effect.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

When we go to collect, I have dibs on asking about the boat with t'ree propellers.

We only need one prop down ‘heruh in Ouisiana!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Get on the ground motherfucker! Leland hog tie the boar!

Go with Christ brah!

No, little dog. I do not need to “Go with Christ, brah”. And no, I don’t need a cigarette brah, child.

 

[guest]

I'd love to pummel that Mustang with a 9 iron.

 

[guest]

Me when the lolsuit was withdrawn: I guess we're going to slow down.

Me now: I guess we're going in with a scalpel and being surgical with humiliation.

There should be like specialized Pat departments...Some of our brothermen focus on the receipts...some on the texting...some on background checks, etc. like a Hydra

I doubt he has 2.4k at hand, let alone 24k (and the 10 pending from the google quash)

He’s beyond fucked, he hasn’t got an income and I’m 99.99% sure all his purchases last year were from fraudulent PPP loans (for defunct businesses)

He will need to get his cap in hand and start begging the SFWA for it.

His moped and car is 5k if you’re being very generous, what else does he have? The house is 30k in negative equity and he’s only paid down 5k of the principle in 5 years, so he has a predatory interest only mortgage to service on a shit box that’s lost 30k already.

bankruptcy doesn’t absolve court ordered judgments either.

He will have to liquidate everything he and Nikki own to even begin to cover it.

I'm telling you...they are majorly fucked. Nikki would absolutely leave...but her Shekels are from being his 'caregiver', so unless she finds a new source of gibs, she's also stuck.

This is why its better to be single and able to take care of yourself without relying on gov't handouts or another man/woman...I am patting my back fuckers. If I get in a relationship it will be strictly over compatibility and love not because of some pathetic, rube grift of Tax Payers. Yikh

Also Im not fat.