A certain poster is saving up his Menino bucks for a trip to India to marry this

[guest]

Rutherford is such a good egg.

 

[Cugine]

You'll be fine...never buy anything alone, they will triple the price.

And don't drink tap water or eat anything prepared at those road stalls or street vendors.

For what it's worth, I'm terrified of going to India. If I  were getting paid for this I would be in the process of renegotiating at this very moment.

This is untrue, and sad if true. Why go over there to meet someone you've never met and then marry her and bring her over here? The costs involved in you flying over there and then sponsoring her and being her guarantor for 10 years, are astronomical.

You are so forthcoming about so much of your life, just be honest and we'll understand and go with da bit. Sniff.

 

[Cugine]

I'm strongly assuming @Rutherford_b_Blaze is the one paying for this arrangement at this point.

If that's the case I want him to stream his wedding live on YouTube. An Owen precedent exists of live streaming joyous occasions from the thrid world.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

And don't drink tap water or eat anything prepared at those road stalls or street vendors.


This is untrue, and sad if true. Why go over there to meet someone you've never met and then marry her and bring her over here? The costs involved in you flying over there and then sponsoring her and being her guarantor for 10 years, are astronomical.

You are so forthcoming about so much of your life, just be honest and we'll understand and go with da bit. Sniff.

That admin guy said no more posts about felonies.

 

[Cugine]

That admin guy said no more posts about felonies.

There's a loophole around that by saying it's being done or said on Reddit.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Rutherford is such a good egg.

Is he, faggot?


You sound like you've got twelve inches of cock down your throat, little tulip baby child.

That admin guy said no more posts about felonies.

That's either

1) a lie
2) admin is actually concerned that there's a rapist on his board

Good one.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Is he, faggot?


You sound like you've got twelve inches of cock down your throat, little tulip baby child.


That's either

1) a lie
2) admin is actually concerned that there's a rapist on his board

Good one.

He didn't say not to post about committing crimes?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Is Menino seriously still the mayor?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Is Menino seriously still the mayor?

Yes but he's been dead for ten years.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

If you guys don't like the arranged marriage bit I get it. Personally I think it's pretty amusing.

That's why you won't elaborate. It's such a good bit!

I fucking crack up whenever you post this, especially when you did your "gruff American voice" cover of it. Can I request you covering it in all the voices in your repertoire?

Hold on, I'll try and make it sound less gay than the original.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He didn't say not to post about committing crimes?

Did he personally say to you to not reveal your crimes? I mean, either way, you're admitting you committed to a crime (rape, in your case).

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If that's the case I want him to stream his wedding live on YouTube. An Owen precedent exists of live streaming joyous occasions from the thrid world.

Someone on Cumtown.org married a mail order bride, invited everyone to the wedding, and live-streamed the whole thing where he mostly nervously vaped weed in the corner. Blaze, the bar is pretty high here.

 

[Cugine]

That's why you won't elaborate. It's such a good bit!

Hold on, I'll try and make it sound less gay than the original.

LOL

My fucking ribs.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yes but he's been dead for ten years.

Kind of ironic that him and Ant both got fired from something in 2014.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I'm thinking about letting a poll of brotherman make the decision for me after the trip.

 

[Cugine]

Someone on Cumtown.org married a mail order bride, invited everyone to the wedding, and live-streamed the whole thing where he mostly nervously vaped weed in the corner. Blaze, the bar is pretty high here.

Owen, or Gassers Gentleman's club if he prefers, can zoom a bachelor party for @Rutherford_b_Blaze at the very least.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

^ rapist fan ovah here

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]