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A certain poster is saving up his Menino bucks for a trip to India to marry this

Cugine

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Going to India to meet her at the end of the month. First time leaving MA; wish me luck!
I haven't been around for a couple of days and missed this. Did you make a post about it or mention it in passing? I'd like a link if you made a post so I don't clog up this post.

In the past you have said that your employer is an Indian and it's his relation of some sort? How long are you going for? Have you gotten your travel vaccines yet or looked in to them? I know someone that went to that shit hole part of the world and they were severely sick for several weeks and you don't want to be reliant on that healthcare.

Does she speak English? Show us pictures?
 

Cugine

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Okay, retard, stop revealing shit and just answer simple questions, such as: why are you white and arranged to be married to an Indian? How does this work? Why are you so short? And so on and so forth. Actually be interesting for once.
An exchange of money for services rendered has to be involved. A girl from my highschool married a Siri Lankan for $20k. I hope @Rutherford_b_Blaze is making more than that for actually going to a shit hole to make this charade seem as real as possible for the immigration authorities.
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

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An exchange of money for services rendered has to be involved. A girl from my highschool married a Siri Lankan for $20k. I hope @Rutherford_b_Blaze is making more than that for actually going to a shit hole to make this charade seem as real as possible for the immigration authorities.
To me this sounds illegal. I love my fiance very much. Enjoy prison.
 

Riccardo Bosi

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Life is strange sometimes pal.
If it were, it'd make for an interesting post. Of course you wouldn't elaborate on it.

An exchange of money for services rendered has to be involved. A girl from my highschool married a Siri Lankan for $20k. I hope @Rutherford_b_Blaze is making more than that for actually going to a shit hole to make this charade seem as real as possible for the immigration authorities.
Yeah it's almost like he's some weird rape guy who gets into gross situations "on accident". No wonder this guy loves him

 

Cugine

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If it were, it'd make for an interesting post. Of course you wouldn't elaborate on it.


Yeah it's almost like he's some weird rape guy who gets into gross situations "on accident". No wonder this guy loves him

I fucking crack up whenever you post this, especially when you did your "gruff American voice" cover of it. Can I request you covering it in all the voices in your repertoire?
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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An exchange of money for services rendered has to be involved. A girl from my highschool married a Siri Lankan for $20k. I hope @Rutherford_b_Blaze is making more than that for actually going to a shit hole to make this charade seem as real as possible for the immigration authorities.
I'm strongly assuming @Rutherford_b_Blaze is the one paying for this arrangement at this point.
 
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HINT: Hasn't raped had sex since May 24, 2022; is 5'6 and probably has Patreeky-like hands.
Congratulations.
 
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