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A Bills player just died on the field

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“Look at that little monkey collapse”

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Look, a playuh collapses, so we just cancel the game? What are we gonna do, cancel the season? I been doin' this a long time, uhkay, and I've seen a lot of playuhs get hurt. Nevah seen a game get canceled. It's sawft, playuhs know da risks uhkay. The guy's gonna be fine! Dave in Yonkuhs.

"Yeah Mike the guy didn't die, he fell asleep like you did!"

Guy waited on hold for three hours just to say that.

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Just a freak accident. Hit him right in the chest at the perfect time to put him into cardiac arrest. I wasn't watching the game, I was busy playing vidyagames but he could survive depending on how long he was dead before CPR and overall how long CPR lasted. I also heard they had to shock him. Traumatic cardiac events are very survivable as long as you're in the right place at the right time. He's lucky to have medical staff on hand at a moment's notice.
 

Cuphead

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Look, a playuh collapses, so we just cancel the game? What are we gonna do, cancel the season? I been doin' this a long time, uhkay, and I've seen a lot of playuhs get hurt. Nevah seen a game get canceled. It's sawft, playuhs know da risks uhkay. The guy's gonna be fine! Dave in Yonkuhs.

"Yeah Mike the guy didn't die, he fell asleep like you did!"

Guy waited on hold for three hours just to say that.

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Cuphead

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The fact that no information is expected to come out tonight, is probably not good. I would think if there were any positive developments that they would be quick to have that info out there--
Sad but true. You aren't going to hear anything until early morning at best
 
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The fact that no information is expected to come out tonight, is probably not good. I would think if there were any positive developments that they would be quick to have that info out there--
His agent said his vitals are stable, he's "asleep" with a breathing tube and they're running tests
 
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