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8/10/2011- Patrick S. Tomlinson was arrested for threatening to kill his ex-wife and unborn child. He admitted guilt and plead no contest.

TorquieTwoBeers

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Wow it never fails that something like this drops when you take a few days off. My thoughts since I’m sure you all were wondering..

1. I appreciate all the funsters giving Johnson shit on Twitter and elsewhere but I think you’re all underselling it when you say he got arrested for threatening to kill his wife and daughter. While true, he was also CONVICTED of this offense, and that sounds and is much worse. Let’s be better.
I'm a 1.2 idiot when it comes to the law, but I don't think this is technically true. We don't know what case they brought against him. He was arrested for Disorderly Conduct and plead No Contest but we don't know the specifics of his plea. To bring this full circle to Pat, for his speeding ticket, the officer wrote that he was X miles over the speed limit. But his No Contest plea was for a lesser amount.

So we would need the actual court case to know exactly what he plead to and what penalty he had (I'm assuming a fine/probation/stay away from Ade/etc).

EDIT: Just saw Dan posted the court decision in the other thread. Looks like there's no additional specifics, so for all intents and purposes, you are right!
 
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Will Tate

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Remember when Eric Hildeman said the unbecoming behaviors of Patrick are things the trolls made him do? Nice judgement of character, bald moron.
Yeah, me calling him Pat fat made him defend pedophiles and threaten to kill a newborn and her mother.
Once this hog is finally put to bed I think I'm gonna have some fun with Hildawg. I'd be curious about the logic behind trolling online obituaries being the greatest possible sin but defending pedophiles is A-Okay.
 

Dog Eater

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This is why I can't stand men. Always minimizing abusive situations. He threatened to kill a baby. Knock it off.

Just because you have incredibly poor instincts and decision making when it comes to men does not mean they always minimise abusive situations. @PogromStallone is probably just ass blasted because he spent a few days in jail for making dumb threats once.
 

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

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What's a double cuff
Unfortunately, the report says the cuffs were double locked, not that he was double cuffed.

Double locked prevents the criminal from accidentally tightening the cuffs further on themselves and cutting off circulation.

Double cuffed is when someone is so fat they can't fit their arms behind their back far enough to connect the cuffs, so instead they have to use two pairs of cuffs linked together to get the extra reach.
 

Pringle Can Lothario

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Unfortunately, the report says the cuffs were double locked, not that he was double cuffed.

Double locked prevents the criminal from accidentally tightening the cuffs further on themselves and cutting off circulation.

Double cuffed is when someone is so fat they can't fit their arms behind their back far enough to connect the cuffs, so instead they have to use two pairs of cuffs linked together to get the extra reach.
Right. Watching fat frauditors getting the two-cuff treatment yesterday, and I misspoke.
 
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He deserves so much worse then what he’s gotten and it will get worse. This was the final shot for us. And it came from Dan. Don’t I feel silly.
There’s something worse out there and it will come out. That’s my bet. Plus we still have his wage garnishment and eventual divorce coming some day. Also the failure of Christmas Rip-off.

The best is yet to come!
 

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Let's see how serious Maggie May is about fighting for survivors of domestic violence. Science Channel and Angry Robot books tagged to properly convey the severity of the conversation.


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EDIT: I fucked up and accidentally unblocked Pat instead of MM because I'm a retard. Realized it a few minutes later and Pat had already pounced and blocked me before I had noticed. This nutjob is refreshing constantly.
 
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Gay Faggot.

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He deserves so much worse then what he’s gotten and it will get worse. This was the final shot for us. And it came from Dan. Don’t I feel silly.
You should feel silly for this comment. Nothing is going to happen to pig from this. It’s just something else to pester him with, which is great. That’s about it.
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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Let's see how serious Maggie May is about fighting for survivors of domestic violence. Science Channel and Angry Robot books tagged to properly convey the severity of the conversation.


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I'm stealing @JerkStoreJ's advice here, but you should state that Pat was convicted for threatening to murder his wife and daughter, he wasn't just arrested for it.
 

PorqueDealer

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Which is weird, you think pat would’ve gotten sucked into the whole neil strauss /trp/ pua mgtow stuff that was big at the time for sexually frustrated gentlemen, instead he went the complete opposite direction

How did pat become such a fucking fag?
Guns, classic conservative, wannabe gymbro, frat pat, it doesnt make sense

Maybe this is how he was as a married man, and wanted to forget his i-den-tit-ee?
Can't mooch off of a woman if you're MGTOW.
 
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