I just emailed Jenny at Portage PD to see if we can get Rona's written statement. It's a longshot but maybe we get lucky.
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8/10/2011- Patrick S. Tomlinson was arrested for threatening to kill his ex-wife and unborn child. He admitted guilt and plead no contest.
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Sorry this is so long, but I’m going somewhere with it. Skip it if you don’t have the patience.
If you want to teach self-defense to your wife, or to your kids, don’t even bother until you’ve taught them the most important lesson first: trust your instincts. Human beings have incredible instincts. Getting out of a situation is infinitely more important than teaching your 120 pound wife how to fight back against a 240 pound man for 10 seconds.
I could teach her just enough to maybe stay alive long enough to get help. When it comes to kids, you teach them to run. Every time. If you teach your kids, especially a boy, self-defense techniques, he’s going to fixate on using what he knows instead of just running. But their instincts are sharp, they can sniff out weirdos, they know when something isn’t right. So you drill it into their heads to trust their instincts and RUN. Where am I going with this?
This woman’s instincts lit up like a pinball machine. They are normally accurate for most people. There was something about the detail he gave, the look on his face or in his eyes, the tone of his voice, there was something that told her he meant this. Enough that she was extremely distraught.
Unless she’s one of the very few people on this planet who have lousy instincts, then the vibe he gave off was bad enough that she was visibly and observably upset even in the middle of giving the statement to the police.
That says something.
If you want to teach self-defense to your wife, or to your kids, don’t even bother until you’ve taught them the most important lesson first: trust your instincts. Human beings have incredible instincts. Getting out of a situation is infinitely more important than teaching your 120 pound wife how to fight back against a 240 pound man for 10 seconds.
I could teach her just enough to maybe stay alive long enough to get help. When it comes to kids, you teach them to run. Every time. If you teach your kids, especially a boy, self-defense techniques, he’s going to fixate on using what he knows instead of just running. But their instincts are sharp, they can sniff out weirdos, they know when something isn’t right. So you drill it into their heads to trust their instincts and RUN. Where am I going with this?
This woman’s instincts lit up like a pinball machine. They are normally accurate for most people. There was something about the detail he gave, the look on his face or in his eyes, the tone of his voice, there was something that told her he meant this. Enough that she was extremely distraught.
Unless she’s one of the very few people on this planet who have lousy instincts, then the vibe he gave off was bad enough that she was visibly and observably upset even in the middle of giving the statement to the police.
That says something.
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But most of these questions can be answered rather simply if you just remember that he has absolutely no self-control or self-awareness or sense of reading a room. He just says what he thinks and expects everyone to agree and think he’s cool for saying it.
He doesn’t have the awareness and self-control to realize that what he’s about to say is inappropriate, highly incriminating, and a terrible idea.
He just can’t help himself. He blabs. All the time.
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He didnt go to college either so Kyle literally has to endure the full 18, explains why he went for a phd
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When he says "no child" it's a tic that dates back to Ade's pregnant belly
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Pig Hating Degree?
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"No, Patrick, I don't want to play undie-flip again. That's enough for tod-- okay okay OKAY, fine, just stop screaming. Please."
But it was too late, and Pat never wore undies again.
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Little baby bootlicker Pat knew the grownups had him dead to rights. Better start suckin'
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He was an abusive man child husband who reacted like this after she left him for a better man, she’s allowed to better her life, having a baby on the way was probably the impetus she needed to leave this abusing fat loser.
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I can see it now “I don’t remember saying I was going to kill her but I did say I was gonna kill him which might have been a little much so it’s no big deal, Officer. Wait, why are you arresting me? STOP! My WIFE IS THE BAD PERSON HERE! I DID NOTHING WRONG! DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?!?!”
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“No comment, I want an attorney if I’m under arrest” and he’s home dry.
Failing that, if he insists on being a retard.
“I didn’t say that, I’m not sure why she thinks I did, she must have misunderstood me”
It’s your word against hers retard
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When JudyRecords came out, I immediately looked myself up and found a measly speeding ticket from 15 years ago. Pat has like 10 JudyRecords in two states. He's had so many run-ins with the police (for a faggot dork) it's ridiculous. LOOK IT UP.
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So I bring up the Tucker Max case when this comes up because I was on the board when it happened and IIRC I think it was one of the first to actually go to court. But in that case the guy sued Max the same way Piggy sued Quasi. The case was dismissed and in the documentation they list a couple statements that might have been defamatory but PA law required the court to view the statements "in context" to determine the "'effect the [writing] is fairly calculated to produce, the impression it would naturally engender, in the minds of the average persons among whom it is intended to circulate.'" The relevant quote was
Basically, anyone coming on this board and seeing Gay Faggot talking to Kim Jong Poon and Blacknigger Jones (just pulling some names from the page I was looking at) shouldn't treat any comments about Rick as serious. 16, dick, law, I don't know how that translates to Wisconsin law but I would imagine it's much the same. I would even think it would be the same on Twitter. Nobody should take Patrick S Toiletson or Stealthy Jizz seriously and honestly I don't think anyone does except for one retard tilting at windmills for the last 4.5 years.
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Not funny ha-ha, funny queer. Mm-hm.
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Wow it never fails that something like this drops when you take a few days off. My thoughts since I’m sure you all were wondering..
1. I appreciate all the funsters giving Johnson shit on Twitter and elsewhere but I think you’re all underselling it when you say he got arrested for threatening to kill his wife and daughter. While true, he was also CONVICTED of this offense, and that sounds and is much worse. Let’s be better.
2. I think it was @Shane Gillis above who finally pointed this out after 30+ pages but how fucking dumb do you have to be to get convicted of a crime where the only evidence against you is a woman saying you said something? All he had to do was SHUT HIS FUCKING MOUTH and this would have gone away. But he didn’t and now he’s a convicted criminal.
3. Agree with leave Rona alone
4. I’m a united healthcare customer IRL and I’m not happy that they employ this type of ruffian. I also want to see Quasi paid though.. it’s a tough one, dude.
5. I still can’t figure out how we let this lie for so long. We knew about this for almost a year I think before anyone bothered to get the docs. Strange.
6. I hope Niki’s mom doesn’t see this. That might upset her.
1. I appreciate all the funsters giving Johnson shit on Twitter and elsewhere but I think you’re all underselling it when you say he got arrested for threatening to kill his wife and daughter. While true, he was also CONVICTED of this offense, and that sounds and is much worse. Let’s be better.
2. I think it was @Shane Gillis above who finally pointed this out after 30+ pages but how fucking dumb do you have to be to get convicted of a crime where the only evidence against you is a woman saying you said something? All he had to do was SHUT HIS FUCKING MOUTH and this would have gone away. But he didn’t and now he’s a convicted criminal.
3. Agree with leave Rona alone
4. I’m a united healthcare customer IRL and I’m not happy that they employ this type of ruffian. I also want to see Quasi paid though.. it’s a tough one, dude.
5. I still can’t figure out how we let this lie for so long. We knew about this for almost a year I think before anyone bothered to get the docs. Strange.
6. I hope Niki’s mom doesn’t see this. That might upset her.
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Well holy fucking shit
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Pats pathetic $14,000k isnt going towards Quas anyways. He has nerf guns and How To Train Your Dragon on BluRay he has to buy.
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That makes them sound more pickled.
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I like you, too.
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I’ve never seen anyone with no redeemable qualities at all like this. Supports pedos, constantly fantasizing about murdering people he disagrees with but this is the worst. Can you imagine Joe Cumia threatening to murder his own daughter? Pure filth.