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[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

He really thinks Chili's is a fine dining experience. So much he bought himself a gift card as an excuse to eat there.

I bet he never patronizes a local black mom (and no pop) restaurant. Well, maybe he "patronizes" them, sweet honey child

 

[guest]

Everyone I know who is fit and in-shape (or trying to get fit and into shape) swears by the steam room and Chili's Southwest egg rolls diet/routine. He can't help himself from being fat and getting fatter. Get a fucking salad, lard ass.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Tyson Purred?

Good god is writing is shit.

They ordered a space appetizer

 

[Raymond]

How could anybody read a page from his books and not want him dead?

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

He stole the concept of one restaurant the the future from Demolition Man….not that I saw that movie

 

[Meownaw]

This is somehow worse than his fake fan letters because at least in those he wasn't begging for Tor to hire him. Oooofta as a fat faggot once said.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine buying your lunch on an egiftcard early in the morning so you can try to milk it for likes.

$25 minimum and he just goes for the $12.00 egg roll apps.

Sure bud.

 

[Meownaw]

Strap in, boys.

Microwaves... IN SPACE!!

Tapped out at "a trifle" no one will talk like that in the future you hack. Should have wrote "a truffle" since you know all about those.

 

[NoBacon]

Patrick’s fans who send fan mail, directly message Reddit AMA questions anonymously, demand sequels etc are the same two black guys who commit all those crimes in the sopranos.

Oh yeah, those guise

 

[Porkys]

Guess I forgot ta laff

 

[guest]

Strap in, boys.

Microwaves... IN SPACE!!

"A young woman, wearing a uniform, wholesome in a not overly attractive way..."

He's objectively terrible at writing.

 

[RobertMewler]

"A young woman, wearing a uniform, wholesome in a not overly unattractive way..."

He's objectively terrible at writing.

A middle-aged man, wearing a tight tee shirt, obese in a not overly unmorbid way.

 

[Stent]

To: Adrienne
Just got a message saying we should definitely not be divorced. Just sayin'.

 

[EraGodless]

To Patrick

from Patrick

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Readers demand the sequel. We demand his suicide. He demands his followers to report and block. Lots of demands from this fat lay-about do nothing child abandoning faggot. And his wife looks like she smells.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Strap in, boys.

Microwaves... IN SPACE!!

Fucking hell that’s terrible

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Imagine buying your lunch on an egiftcard early in the morning so you can try to milk it for likes.

$25 minimum and he just goes for the $12.00 egg roll apps.

Sure bud.

The rest of the money is for 5 glasses of piss beer

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

didnt he only sell like 200 copies of his book? And how many of those came from this place? Give it up.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Fucking hell that’s terrible

It was really hard to get through. Tyson (named after the chicken brand?) doesn't know what southwest means in this context, but does know about "frontier town," "cowpokes," and "watering hole." I feel like I should go read a real book to wash this shit out. But first:

 

[Gay Faggot.]

didnt he only sell like 200 copies of his book? And how many of those came from this place? Give it up.

If any brotherman paid for one of Ricks books not used, you deserve your account deleted and to be raped by a pack of niggers. This fat fuck has only lost money.