Literally LOLing irl…It's 1325
-Sir NaeSwine declares: "Dragons be naught but a deceitful tale!
-Suse Lightbringer, Jenna of the Glen: "(smug laughter) Thou art a mad, corpulent knave!"
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Literally LOLing irl…It's 1325
-Sir NaeSwine declares: "Dragons be naught but a deceitful tale!
-Suse Lightbringer, Jenna of the Glen: "(smug laughter) Thou art a mad, corpulent knave!"
Erik Prince essentially asked for a charter to run Afghanistan, it couldn't have ended any worse than it did IRLThe East India Company Army was so wealthy that by 1800, it was 2x as large as the British army. They also had a royal charter so they seemed to have been more of a melded private/public army as opposed to true private security. They also paid for the garrisoning of regular British Army regiments in India, so the two armies would fight together.
The Aztec conquest was successful due to and because the Spaniards were able to match Aztec numbers with rival tribes and native allies
It's 1325
-Sir NaeSwine declares: "Dragons be naught but a deceitful tale!
-Suse Lightbringer, Jenna of the Glen: "(smug laughter) Thou art a mad, corpulent knave!"
Jesus christ you just showed your ignorance. Do you realize Heinrich Hertz is also quoted as saying radio waves are completely useless and just a neat experiment? Even he didn’t know what he made.Heinrich Hertz never would have produced the first antenna to prove radio waves if he listened to faggy naysayers like Jenna and Sue. Imagine what they would have said about the concept of wifi in the 60s.
Invisible data transmission that connects the whole world instantly? I don’t think so, sweetie.
Jesus christ you just showed your ignorance. Do you realize Heinrich Hertz is also quoted as saying radio waves are completely useless and just a neat experiment? Even he didn’t know what he made.
So no, he didn’t think they were “invisible data transmissions that connects the whole world instantly.” That would be you assessing it entirely in hindsight, attributing the future global importance of his discovery onto what it meant at the time it was discovered.
You don’t make your points coherently, not my fault.I said the second part about wifi, maybe you should learn to read properly.
I thought zoomers have short attention spans. Why so many words ??You don’t make your points coherently, not my fault.
And your point is still fucking stupid. If they discovered wifi in the 60’s they would have no idea what it would be used for the same way Hertz didn’t understand what electromagnetic waves could be used for. It took decades of science experiments and…hey wait a minute. Don’t you fucking hate science because it interferes with Christianity? I have no doubt in my mind before your retarded bible thumping you were a science loving redditor atheist.
Goddamn your point is so fucking retarded. “Bro I bet if Jenna and Sue were cavemen and saw fire they couldn’t even imagine it would be used to mass incinerate jewish people” Yes because ovens and jewish people didn’t exist yet. What the fuck are you on about. You love playing with strawmen so much.
What this is actually about is: You think you’re a fucking GENIUS who’s unlocked some deep truth. You see me and Jenna calling you a fucking deranged idiot and somehow that empowers you to believe you’re an even bigger misunderstood genius, and not just a FUCKING IDIOT.
You remind me a lot of Terrence Howard. An insane man sniffing his own farts who takes an even bigger whiff when someone tells him tasting your own asshole is bad for you. “They called Tesla insane too…” They called him insane because for every 10 genius experiments he conducted 7 wouldn’t work and the other 2 were so outlandish they couldn’t even be tested. But when that 1 worked it was literally fucking genius and society changing.
You are not a genius. You are a fart huffing imbecile.
Baby Aborter 9000 is right. Baby Aborter 9000 is always right.Let me use my own strawman, maybe he’ll get it.
Baby Aborter 9000: The sky is red
Sue: It’s blue, you fucking idiot. Just look at it.
Baby Aborter 9000: AHA! THATS BECAUSE YOURE WEARING BLUE SHADED GLASSES! YOURE JUST TRYING TO GET ME TO BE A SHEEP! I KNOW THE SKY IS RED BECAUSE YOURE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME ITS BLUE! I bet you’re the type of FAGGOT to drive an electric car to Starbucks too, huh? Why do I think its red? Watch this Tiktok. If you can’t see the sky is red after watching that, you just haven’t opened your MIND and become as GENIUS as me. Because only geniuses can see a red sky, and it’s NOT indicative of some mental defect.
@NoBacon haven’t you said this was true about yourself, or am I misremembering? You just got vibe checked by a gay zoomer, dude.I have no doubt in my mind before your retarded bible thumping you were a science loving redditor atheist.
@NoBacon haven’t you said this was true about yourself, or am I misremembering? You just got vibe checked by a gay zoomer, dude.
Look, when you realize how fake it all is; the football, the basketball, history, Jenna Ortega r—you know, who gives you these carbon tax messages... They tell your kids they gotta love Jenna Ortega, and then Ortega says "hand in your guns", "pass the Cyber Security Act", and "the police state is good", and then your children are turned into mindless vassals—who now, they look up to some twit, instead of looking up to Thomas Jefferson, or looking up to Nikola Tesla, or looking up to Magellan ; I mean, kids, Magellan is a lot COOLER than Jenna Ortega! He circumnavigated with one ship the entire planet! He was killed by wild natives before they got back to Portugal! And when they got back there was only like eleven people alive of the two hundred and something crew and the entire ship was rotting down to the waterline! That's destiny! That's will! That's striving! That's being a trailblazer! An explorer! Going into space! Mathematics! Quantum mechanics! The secrets of the universe! It's all there! Life is fiery with its beauty! Its incredible detail! Tuning into it! They wanna shatter your mind, TALKING ABOUT JENNA ORTEGA!!! IT'S PURE EVIL!!! They're taking your intellect, your soul, and giving you Sue Lightning and Ortega. Unlock your human potential! Defeat the globalists who wanna shatter your mind!—Your doorways to perception!—I wanna see you truly live! I wanna see you truly be who you are!!!
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