2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs megathread

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

We had one last year, so I figured why not. Didn't wanna necro the regular season thread.

WWAWD fawkin playoffs though? Boston gonna snap the President's Cup streak? Personally I'm hoping for an Avs repeat after looking like they might miss the postseason entirely a few months ago. Will Toronto finally win one again? Just kidding, of course they won't. I could live with just about anyone but Edmonton or Minnesota.

Toronto's Previous Name https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_St._Patricks

 

[fusciasomething]

Haha, fuck Marchand

 

[guest]

Haha, fuck Marchand

Somewhere in Massachusetts, one of five bathroom sinks is being ripped off the wall in a drunken rage

 

[Pino_palladino]

Seems no one is stopping Boston this year. They are the most well-rounded team I can remember. If a few lines, a few d-men or the goalie has an off night, there's always someone else there to pick up the slack.

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[Turk February]

A lot of people are talking about the Stanley cup, but I think way too many people overlook the Chris Stanley cup. "Hey Ron! I'm a fucking cup, what the fuck is this shit! God fucking damn it"

 

[Not bad]

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They sucked ass.

 

[Monk]

Ex-NHL Star P.K. Subban Body-Shames Lizzo With Crass On-Air Comment

P.K. Subban body-shamed Lizzo live on-air while breaking down an NHL playoff game for ESPN on Tuesday night.

www.tmz.com

Subban is a queer but I hate that disgusting black hambeast Lizzo even more. For the longest time, TNT's website stream would play advertisements for some fucking concert of her's along with that Gatorade commercial with some other fat disgusting nigger bitch doing yoga in a skin colored spandex. Cartel torture and execution videos turn my stomach less than those two videos.