2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs megathread

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No argument, Marchand rivals Perry in being unlikeable

I don’t like the Leafs either but I genuinely despise the bruins.

 

[guest]

I hate the Lightning but I also find it hilarious when the Leafs lose in the playoffs. It’s a tough one man

Exactly where I'm at with it. I'll take the Leafs losing in the first round any day. I like the schadenfreude for the Leafs fans who think every year is finally it.

 

[N64 Cube]

President's Cup

16, don’t know dick about hockey.

Is that what the team with the best regular season record gets?

 

[fusciasomething]

16, don’t know dick about hockey.

Is that what the team with the best regular season record gets?

Usually but this year they gave it to the biggest cocksuckers

 

[guest]

16, don’t know dick about hockey.

Is that what the team with the best regular season record gets?

Essentially. It's how many points as a team you have. Two points for a win, one for an overtime loss, zero for a regulation loss.

 

[Duxbury Dave]

WWAW Brad Marchand?

 

[guest]

Exactly where I'm at with it. I'll take the Leafs losing in the first round any day. I like the schadenfreude for the Leafs fans who think every year is finally it.

I get it but I can’t ever root for a Florida, Texas or Arizona hockey team

 

[guest]

I get it but I can’t ever root for a Florida, Texas or Arizona hockey team

Fair enough.

 

[guest]

Nathan MacKinnon is unreal when he gets moving. Great goal a few minutes ago, and this one from last year still blows me away.

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[fusciasomething]

Nathan MacKinnon is unreal when he gets moving. Great goal a few minutes ago, and this one from last year still blows me away.

That goal was obviously absurd but the one tonight…he’s so fucking fast

 

[guest]

That goal was obviously absurd but the one tonight…he’s so fucking fast

I briefly looked down at my dinner when they got possession, and he'd scored before I even had a bite in my mouth. I saw a dude compare him to McDavid saying that McDavid was a Hall of Famer and MacKinnon would just be remembered as a guy who was pretty good for awhile. Fucking absurd. The guy's been one of the best in the league for years now.

 

[fusciasomething]

I like McDavid but not sure how long that will last with all the dick sucking. Same with Bedard, I may hate that kid already

 

[guest]

Ah what the Christ? Fucking Kraken.

 

[guest]

The Avalanche are hellbent on making this series as nerve wracking as possible

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Seems no one is stopping Boston this year. They are the most well-rounded team I can remember. If a few lines, a few d-men or the goalie has an off night, there's always someone else there to pick up the slack.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Vasileskiy sucks dick. 9.5 mill for a guy that can’t stop a beach ball this round.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Nothing better than a game 7 OT game in Hockey

 

[guest]

I am way happier about that than I expected. How do you have that regular season then lose to a fucking Florida team?

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I am way happier about that than I expected. How do you have that regular season then lose to a fucking Florida team?

Now we just need the panthers to get swept and all is well

 

[guest]

Now we just need the panthers to get swept and all is well

The road teams have been so good so far that I've already convinced the Avalanche are fucked, so I'll take anything to look forward to.