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I was running at 4:55/mi, Roger Bannister can eat my whole ass child. But then I stepped into a sewer grate and twisted my knee ankle and hip out of socket, and finished the final 12 1/2 miles in excruciating pain. Which is why I didn’t finish 1st, but 1218th.
So many technicalities in that tweet lol. It's funny how he words everything he says to mean something that is a total lie but technically not false if anyone calls him on it.
Like how he volunteered to do that, but never actually did it? "Hey I'd like to lifeguard some retarded kids". Therefore technically true.
17 pics of Ugly Niki at the raceSam Huber? That's niki's lesbian lovers pretend husband. Wouldja look at that, Niki and Jen ran the marathon too, arms locked. Probably smashed their sweaty clams together afterwards while pat tweeted about how great a runner he is.
He also never said "I volunteered" or "I worked as a volunteer" because that would be total bullshit.
I dare you to find a better example of androgyny than this picture right here. Good lordSam Huber? That's niki's lesbian lovers pretend husband. Wouldja look at that, Niki and Jen ran the marathon too, arms locked. Probably smashed their sweaty clams together afterwards while pat tweeted about how great a runner he is.
Dude great find. I love how Pat has NEVER mentioned his wife trained and ran for the marathon too. Guess he doesnt come across as the masculine stealthy geek if his wife is doing the same thing.Sam Huber? That's niki's lesbian lovers pretend husband. Wouldja look at that, Niki and Jen ran the marathon too, arms locked. Probably smashed their sweaty clams together afterwards while pat tweeted about how great a runner he is.
When Thik Nik has manlier calves than her fat and gay husband.Sam Huber? That's niki's lesbian lovers pretend husband. Wouldja look at that, Niki and Jen ran the marathon too, arms locked. Probably smashed their sweaty clams together afterwards while pat tweeted about how great a runner he is.
Fucking gross. Look at those pale manly legs, which actually finished the marathon unlike Pat.Sam Huber? That's niki's lesbian lovers pretend husband. Wouldja look at that, Niki and Jen ran the marathon too, arms locked. Probably smashed their sweaty clams together afterwards while pat tweeted about how great a runner he is.
