2013 Brewers Mini-Marathon

[BudDickman]

It looks like in addition to cheating in the 2016 Brewers Mini-Marathon, Pat just straight up quit in the 2013 race. Check out the race photos below:

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There are only 3 photos of Pat, all of which seem to be immediately after the race started based on how densely-packed everyone is. If you look up bib number 1760, who is the guy next to Pat in all of his photos and is Pat's marathon-running buddy who actually finishes races without cheating, you will see that he has 7 photos, 3 of which seem to be at the finish line with Pat nowhere in sight. If you put in some random bib numbers you will see that others who finished the race also have about 6 or 7 photos.

 

[Harry Powell]

Someone text and ask!

 

[BudDickman]

Woah, what's this? It looks like the official results say that Pat and his friend Samuel Huber finished with the exact same time:

https://resultscui.active.com/participants/32778199
https://resultscui.active.com/participants/32778140

Yet the photos clearer show that Pat is not present when Huber finished the race. @CarolMaxheinie, thoughts? How did Pat manage to "finish" officially?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Wrong as always, felon. I do not run at a comically slow pace. And yes, child, you should buy my book. Buy my book. Buy my book.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Woah, what's this? It looks like the official results say that Pat and his friend Samuel Huber finished with the exact same time:

https://resultscui.active.com/participants/32778199
https://resultscui.active.com/participants/32778140

Yet the photos clearer show that Pat is not present when Huber finished the race. @CarolMaxheinie, thoughts? How did Pat manage to "finish" officially?

Investigating….seems fishy, but I’m fair and only accuse race cheats when there’s clear-cut evidence like when he cheated in 2016. Stay tuned.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

How did Pat manage to "finish" officially?

He closed his eyes and thought about Keanu Reeves.

Nine months later he ran a mini-marathon out of the delivery room

 

[Udders]

Woah, what's this? It looks like the official results say that Pat and his friend Samuel Huber finished with the exact same time:

https://resultscui.active.com/participants/32778199
https://resultscui.active.com/participants/32778140

Yet the photos clearer show that Pat is not present when Huber finished the race. @CarolMaxheinie, thoughts? How did Pat manage to "finish" officially?

Pat didn't cross the finish line, the bib did. He gave it to his friend to carry the rest of the way.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Uh oh. Looks like someone was caught fat handed again.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Pat didn't cross the finish line, the bib did. He gave it to his friend to carry the rest of the way.

It’s the same gun time, down to the second. Why no pics of Fatty at the finish? Why are there pics of his creepy looking buddy crossing that very second but none of fat?

smells wrong to me

 

[Stent]

We finished at exactly the same time then I helped him stage those photos, child. Perfectly normal marathon finish line re-creation photography. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[guest]

That's very odd. Great catch.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

I stepped on a curb again, child. Otherwise I was on pace to smash the state record.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Gee, I wonder which one is Patrick.

YEESS, child. I waS in charge of the watermarking

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Pat (I can call him that) did more in this marathon than any of you faggots ever will. He is more in shape, allegedly isn’t a virgin (like all of you) and is a decent human being (unlike all of you)

 

[guest]

No way is Pat running 10 minute miles on a half marathon, not even in a 5k. Even before he ballooned.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat (I can call him that) did more in this marathon than any of you faggots ever will. He is more in shape, allegedly isn’t a virgin (like all of you) and is a decent human being (unlike all of you)

Please wear a mask and get vaccinated.

 

[guest]

Gee, I wonder which one is Patrick.

YEESS, child. I waS in charge of the watermarking

God I just hate the way he looks.

 

[guest]

God I just hate the way he looks.

Because everything about him is so unnatural and fake. If you saw a guy running with sunglasses you'd think "okay, nothing odd there, it's just a guy running and the sun is in his eyes". But this fucking FREAK has probably practiced his running pose in the mirror, and is only wearing sunglasses because his friend is.

 

[guest]

Because everything about him is so unnatural and fake. If you saw a guy running with sunglasses you'd think "okay, nothing odd there, it's just a guy running and the sun is in his eyes". But this fucking FREAK has probably practiced his running pose in the mirror, and is only wearing sunglasses because his friend is.

It's the fat rugrats baby face and the spindly arms, doughy torso, and of course, the jumbo double chin.

 

[Stent]

Wearing the t-shirt of the marathon you're in is like wearing the band's t-shirt at their concert.