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You're not in prison, you faggot loser.

DMAN

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"BUNKEE?"

Offering another man food like it's his husband. WTF

Oh look, he slammed it on the table again. Isn't that so badass that he slams it on the table every single time? It's not annoying and time consuming at all.. Cutting food with a credit card, what a piece of shit. At least it's not toilet tacos.

Reminder: That schizo autistic loser AnalVibrator or whatever his dumbass name was, loved telling everyone that he was obsessed with youtubers like this. Lol, he gleefully watched prison youtubers.
 

Child..

Ashy torso + drugs = perfect night!
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I only remember seeing it a few times when I was pretty young but I thought it was funny when I was a kid.
This...but in Saudi Arabia, I'll be honest there was this channel called channel2 with English language content from the 60s-90s, I ate that shit up, it's where I watched Candid Camera, America's Funniest Home Videos etc.

Some of my favorite shows from memory: That's Incredible, Ripley's Believe it or Not, Full House, Small Wonder, Punky Brewster...first time I saw William Shatner it was on Rescue 911... MacGyver etc.

Sesame Street was on it, hilarious memory though, they completely removed any reference to Ms Piggy.

The Arabic channel (channel 1) would dub WWF which was popular with the locals.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Always on the bottom bunk and always asking his celly if he can make him anything…

While in the joint that nigga was definitely washing niggas underwear with the front of his shirt tied in a knot and his pants sagging.
Its also important to note that, again, this asshole is no longer in jail and has no reason to sleep in a bunkbed with another shirtless spic.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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"Hey bunkie, if I make you some overly complicated trashfood will you pass on raping my mouth and asshole after lights out? How about if I soak a napkin in instant coffee so it's not at all like a blunt wrap?"
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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"Hey bunkie, if I make you some overly complicated trashfood will you pass on raping my mouth and asshole after lights out? How about if I soak a napkin in instant coffee so it's not at all like a blunt wrap?"
Ayo, Dpeezy, this backwood just instantly combusted as soon as I lit it and burned all my weed that was up another dude's ass.
 
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