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Dennyislife said:
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Uh oh Joe's stlaker is getting all godly
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
It’s up there with drinking at the bars on the ship around the guests. You just know to not do it. They make it very clear he’s not allowed to be in there gambling.
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Joe fantasised about adoring audience members buying him jamesons and Irish coffees and hanging on to his every word, as he righted the wrongs of the world with his university of life education and boomer wisdom. After a couple of drinks, they'd head next door to the casino where he'd count cards at the blackjack table and win a small fortune, as his new fans shook their heads in bewildered admiration - "what a guy this Joe is. A real one-off."

Instead, he's lonely and afraid, as he scuttles back to his windowless little cabin in 3rd class steerage. You're an employee, Joe. No you can't drink here. No you can't gamble here. No you can't have steak or seafood. These things are for paying customers. Finish your songs, eat your chicken and rice and get out of the sight of the guests until we need you again, monkey boy.
 
IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Slackjawed Cow said:
He isnt staying out of casino by choice. He would get fired if he gambles.
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Plus they make it very clear, it’s not it’s a surprise they don’t want the staff gambling in the casino because since the dealers are employees of the ship there’s a good chance they’re helping you win for a scheme. Years ago the Golden Nugget in AC got hit for millions over a period because a group of high limit gamblers had a pai gow dealer on the inside that helped them win. How did they do it? They were Asian and all spoke Mandarin to each other and the dealer told them what cards they had, etc. and no pit boss / upper management employee knew what they were saying to each other because they didn’t know Mandarin.
 
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TorpidSloth said:
Instead, he's lonely and afraid, as he scuttles back to his windowless little cabin in 3rd class steerage. You're an employee, Joe. No you can't drink here. No you can't gamble here. No you can't have steak or seafood. These things are for paying customers. Finish your songs, eat your chicken and rice and get out of the sight of the guests until we need you again, monkey boy.
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He really thought he was going on a paid european vacation where he can wine and dine on company time.

I would love to hear the ass chewing they gave him for being in the casino. I hope he had a drink in hand while belly up to the table. Of course he plays the " I didnt see it in the handbook" like some 6th grader that gets caught cheating on a test. Im sure it was in all the papaerwork he received as well as hammered home during the first orientation meetings they had at the start of the trip. Im glad he is on their shitlist. Even at 60 years old he cant follow instructions and gets in trouble just like the fuck up he was as a kid.


" I didnt know I couldnt drink and gamble" * Points at hat*

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Slackjawed Cow said:
He really thought he was going on a paid european vacation where he can wine and dine on company time.

I would love to hear the ass chewing they gave him for being in the casino. I hope he had a drink in hand while belly up to the table. Of course he plays the " I didnt see it in the handbook" like some 6th grader that gets caught cheating on a test. Im sure it was in all the papaerwork he received as well as hammered home during the first orientation meetings they had at the start of the trip. Im glad he is on their shitlist. Even at 60 years old he cant follow instructions and gets in trouble just like the fuck up he was as a kid.


" I didnt know I couldnt drink and gamble" * Points at hat*

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On these cruises they pretty much don’t want the staff even being seen by the guests when they aren’t working and they make that very clear. Joe thought he had lucked into some sweet gig where he gets to go on a fancy cruise ship AND get paid to be there. He was told this shit isn’t allowed big Joe thinks those rules don’t apply to him because he’s the ship musician.
 
Mick_Mickerson

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Which way?! Medium or well done?
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Slackjawed Cow said:
He really thought he was going on a paid european vacation where he can wine and dine on company time.

I would love to hear the ass chewing they gave him for being in the casino. I hope he had a drink in hand while belly up to the table. Of course he plays the " I didnt see it in the handbook" like some 6th grader that gets caught cheating on a test. Im sure it was in all the papaerwork he received as well as hammered home during the first orientation meetings they had at the start of the trip. Im glad he is on their shitlist. Even at 60 years old he cant follow instructions and gets in trouble just like the fuck up he was as a kid.


" I didnt know I couldnt drink and gamble" * Points at hat*

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The boss who scolded him is probably around 27 years old and definitely foreign.

I'm sure Brotha Joe enjoyed being schooled and didn't have a shitty attitude about it

 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
On these cruises they pretty much don’t want the staff even being seen by the guests when they aren’t working and they make that very clear. Joe thought he had lucked into some sweet gig where he gets to go on a fancy cruise ship AND get paid to be there. He was told this shit isn’t allowed big Joe thinks those rules don’t apply to him because he’s the ship musician.
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He is " The help". He just doesnt realize it.
 
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The semi-truth comes out
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A real employee told him to get his ass back to steerage with Donald and Rajesh. Good thing Joe let it slide, Joe would have kicked Gopher's ass. There's no way this isn't in some employee handbook (had he bothered to read it)
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This baboon thought he was going to have a easy gig on a cruiseship with a casino and bar outside his room, but he can't use them. These months are going to be rough.
 
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Cumiace said:
The semi-truth comes out
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A real employee told him to get his ass back to steerage with Donald and Rajesh. Good thing Joe let it slide, Joe would have kicked Gopher's ass. There's no way this isn't in some employee handbook (had he bothered to read it)
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Of course! Lying, dishonest Cumia scum. They're all the same. I would have loved to have seen Joe getting a stern talking down to by a manager half his age about the rules and regulations that lazy FN Joe couldn't be bothered to read up on.

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Is it weird that none of his boat pics have people in them?
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He's been out there weeks now and clearly hasn't made a single friend.
 
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