Your talent is almost like a ministry

[Dennyislife]

Uh oh Joe's stlaker is getting all godly

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This is very, very douche-chilling.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

She's gonna murder Carol

 

[Turk February]

She's gonna murder Carol

How is she supposed to become Carol if there's already a Carol? You can't have two Carols running around. I understand why she has to do what she is going to do.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Boomers take Facebook so seriously and always seem to find new ways to embarrass themselves.

 

[Cumiace]

Is it weird that none of his boat pics have people in them?

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

This lady composes her posts as if they were letters to her husband marching with the Army of Northern Virginia in 1865. She's on drugs.


I'm gonna marry a musician and travel the world!

 

[Dennyislife]

Joe's complaining European underwear isn't XXL enough for him.

Perhaps as he takes his diabetes medicine he will think perhaps the people are just healthier

 

[UnPRePared]

Joe is not good looking enough to get a "Fatal Attraction"-style stlaker.

I'm still all in for the bit, though.

 

[JebJoh]

Are the help allowed to gamble and use guest amenities?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

She's gonna murder Carol

She can wear the lose skin as a suit and Joe wouldn't even notice. I just hope she's a squirter.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He hasn't spent a penny or a minute in it playing poker or blackjack because he's literally not allowed. It's not some feat of willpower. Either follow the rules and get your whole paycheck or break the rules and get a dishonorable discharge from being a cruise musician.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Are the help allowed to gamble and use guest amenities?

Pretty sure they aren’t - when I worked in AC casinos years ago you couldn’t gamble at the one you worked at or even the other properties they owned (Caesars Entertainment and MGM own the majority of casinos) even if you weren’t employed in a gaming position.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Lol Joann thinks he's a degenerate gambler

 

[NoBacon]

I looked up the guidebook for his gig, he’s literally not allowed to do it, he’s just looking for credit for adhering to his contract and pretending it’s because he’s mature.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Is it weird that none of his boat pics have people in them?

He's probably not allowed to take pictures of his betters

 

[JebJoh]

He's probably not allowed to take pictures of his betters

He is required to avert his eyes if he comes in contact with a guest.

 

[Cumiace]

The semi-truth comes out

A real employee told him to get his ass back to steerage with Donald and Rajesh. Good thing Joe let it slide, Joe would have kicked Gopher's ass. There's no way this isn't in some employee handbook (had he bothered to read it)

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The semi-truth comes out
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A real employee told him to get his ass back to steerage with Donald and Rajesh. Good thing Joe let it slide, Joe would have kicked Gopher's ass. There's no way this isn't in some employee handbook (had he bothered to read it)

What a dope. In the link someone posted for "what to expect" for employees of the cruise line it expressly says while some areas may be available at the discretion of the hotel manager, the casino is universally off limits. If hed even casually scanned it like I did he'd know this.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What a dope. In the link someone posted for "what to expect" for employees of the cruise line it expressly says while some areas may be available at the discretion of the hotel manager, the casino is universally off limits. If hed even casually scanned it like I did he'd know this.

It’s up there with drinking at the bars on the ship around the guests. You just know to not do it. They make it very clear he’s not allowed to be in there gambling.