Your first blowjob and best blow job

[DiarrheaDick]

First blowjob I had was awkward since my girl at the time and I were both virgins, but she got a lot better over time. She was more into handjobs though. The wife can suck start a seized Detroit 16V71 so she gets the crown for best.

 

[HH Brother]

First blowjob I had was awkward since my girl at the time and I were both virgins, but she got a lot better over time. She was more into handjobs though. The wife can suck start a seized Detroit 16V71 so she gets the crown for best.

A good handjob and blowjob go hand and hand, brother. You get a bitch jerking you and it feels like glass.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

You get a bitch jerking you and it feels like glass.

 

[Udders]

The best was from a girl I dated who claimed to have never given head to anyone before. Right out of the gate she was amazing

Lol

 

[DiarrheaDick]

A good handjob and blowjob go hand and hand, brother. You get a bitch jerking you and it feels like glass.

Is your wiener chapped or something or are you getting hand jobs from a retired construction worker?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Is your wiener chapped or something or are you getting hand jobs from a retired construction worker?

Yeah, i'm perplexed about what he is even saying.

 

[HH Brother]

Is your wiener chapped or something or are you getting hand jobs from a retired construction worker?

No, funster. It isn't.

No, funster. I did not.

I'm talking about technique just feels like shit and uncomfortable. Or just shitty rhythm.

Don't besmirch the good standing of my Mullenator penis, and I won't tell you again.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

No, funster. It isn't.

No, funster. I did not.

I'm talking about technique just feels like shit and uncomfortable. Or just shitty rhythm.

Don't besmirch the good standing of my Mullenator penis, and I won't tell you again.

But you just said "a good blowjob and handjob go hand in hand." Why would that "feel like shit?" You're not making any sense, brothaman and you're confusing the dickens out of everyone

 

[HH Brother]

But you just said "a good blowjob and handjob go hand in hand." Why would that "feel like shit?" You're not making any sense, brothaman and you're confusing the dickens out of everyone

Leave it alone, funster.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

No, funster. It isn't.

No, funster. I did not.

I'm talking about technique just feels like shit and uncomfortable. Or just shitty rhythm.

Don't besmirch the good standing of my Mullenator penis, and I won't tell you again.

But have you considered letting Jesus into your heart?

 

[alkiefuck2]

btw, blowjobs > pussy
no effort needed but still get to cum in the cunt's mouth

 

[johnnynoname]

I remember my worst blowjob.......all teeth and the room was cold

 

[HH Brother]

I remember my worst blowjob.......all teeth and the room was cold

Did he cum, brother?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I remember my worst blowjob.......all teeth and the room was cold

How cold was it?

 

[JamieConway]

My best blowjob was from this ugly ass scank a few years ago. I mean she made me nut in less than 2 minutes. Most girls when my dick is in their mouth take FOREVER to get it right. Everytime I'm with a decent looking girl and I'm getting close they change speed or take a break and it ruins my momentum. But anyway most ugly girls have some special skill. Maybe it's the thrill of being with a pig and wanted it over with so I can get back to my book/videogame/guitar/jigsaw puzzle/sleep.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

My best blowjob was from this ugly ass scank a few years ago. I mean she made me nut in less than 2 minutes. Most girls when my dick is in their mouth take FOREVER to get it right. Everytime I'm with a decent looking girl and I'm getting close they change speed or take a break and it ruins my momentum. But anyway most ugly girls have some special skill. Maybe it's the thrill of being with a pig and wanted it over with so I can get back to my book/videogame/guitar/jigsaw puzzle/sleep.

WWAW jigsaw puzzles?

 

[JamieConway]

WWAW jigsaw puzzles?

I'm addicted. 1000 pieces or more.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I'm addicted. 1000 pieces or more.

I've been thinking about getting into them

 

[IDidThisForYou]

First one I was 15, she was 17. She was part of a group that I started hanging out with but I didn’t really know her. One day she’s crying because some guy she’s been friends with since kindergarten now hates her cause she didn’t want to date him. I’m the only one really listening and awkwardly trying to make her feel better (again I barely know her). She calms down after a while and takes me down to our friend’s basement. Sits me in a chair and asks me when my last time was. I’m speechless, not knowing what to do. I last all of 45 seconds before I come in her mouth. She swallows and says she could tell I had no experience whatsoever. She was cute, petite, kinda had a 70s look to her. Now she’s twice divorced, 3 kids. Completely estranged from her parents.

Best one was a friend in college. A bigger gal, kinda like Betsy, but not as heavy. And also not a cunt, but just as horrible with money. If she was broke, I’d occasionally buy her a pack of cigarettes, take her to lunch, minor shit. And about once a week she’d blow me in my car. Not sure what it was, but I’d be out of breath after cumming in her mouth. Ended after graduation, now she’s a doctor. Last I saw her was at a mall and she made it obvious she didn’t want to even look at me.