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This Friday my buddy and I hoped on Fortnite, a girl friend of his joined us, and our first game was with some black dude who very quick into the game mentioned he was bi (prob cause one of us called eachother a fag and it's empowering to admit your gayness)Your grimy nails and hands say Polish laborer not German banker stock, so your mom cleans houses and your father carries hot water heaters out of basements. You live in Wallington NJ, your grandfather died during WW2 for not digging fox holes fast enough for the SS, you once dated a fat BBW with a.big social media following and you like Europop and overpriced under-carbonated orange soda, that you call a health beverage and you eat cabbage at least 3 times a month.
All 3 of us died within 3 minutes, the dude survived and came in 2nd place. For those who don't know, that means we had a solid 15 minutes of mocking a gay man for labeling himself as 'bisexual' when that just means you're a homo who's fucked a woman.
It was cathartic to have that much fun verbally abusing a dude. We weren't even that mean or homophobic, just mocking the logic of a dude who stayed the entire time only being able to say "Wow you guys are judgemental."
I just think ^ matched this thread theme. Very funny night