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You know what? I'm fucking glad the whole world laughs at Canada because we fucking deserve it

kingship75

My huge-cocked pal stole my wife and PUPPIES!
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"Reasonable" Red Rickard is a great name for a wrestler.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MEAN GENE! I'M GONNA GO OUT INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE TONIGHT AND I'M GONNA ASK STING IF WE CAN TALK THIS OUT BEFORE I DO ANYTHING DRASTIC!
“Reasonable” Red Rickard makes sure his title opportunities are notarized.
 

Turry Precision ™®©

Intimidation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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The people have spoken and Swiss Chalet is GARBAGE
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

I did everything right.
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Why are you such a bad Canadian?
I imagine the staff all know Turk by name. They all tell the new ones "That's Turk February. He's going to tell you it's his birthday and you're going to have to sing the song, he does it every month. We just go with it because he's a nice kid and he's always here by himself. He also looks like Charles Bronson in Death Wish." And they look and see Turk sitting in a corner booth, wearing an old timey bib, smiling happy as fuck, rubbing his hands together and saying "Oh boy!" to himself over and over.

She approaches the table and he says "Hello, ma'am. My name's Turk and it's my birthday today! I would like one Caesar salad and 18 Rickard's Reds please. Do you like karate?"
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I imagine the staff all know Turk by name. They all tell the new ones "That's Turk February. He's going to tell you it's his birthday and you're going to have to sing the song, he does it every month. We just go with it because he's a nice kid and he's always here by himself. He also looks like Charles Bronson in Death Wish." And they look and see Turk sitting in a corner booth, wearing an old timey bib, smiling happy as fuck, rubbing his hands together and saying "Oh boy!" to himself over and over.

She approaches the table and he says "Hello, ma'am. My name's Turk and it's my birthday today! I would like one Caesar salad and 18 Rickard's Reds please. Do you like karate?"
This is at least 33 percent wrong.
 
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