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Public restrooms i still do it. I'm not putting my hand in that bowl. That's how Turk's hand got all fucked up.
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You know how there's 2 ways people wipe their ass? You either lean to the side, or lean/stand forward?
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Are you an Aussie?
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No, I'm a white Presbyterian from Somaliland.
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Digested pork sandwiches are fucking shit indeed.
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That's because it is. I didn't even realize people did that until this thread.
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The Howard Stern Bathroom System: Flush exactly when the turd hits the water. 2 layers of baby wipes, use the corner to do a broad cleanup, Fold the double layer of baby wipes over, repeat. Repeat where necessary, finish with a toilet paper that has a very strong constitution liek Scotts, Not something fluffy and puffy that will leave fibers caught in your tangled butt hairs to dry and catch swamp ass bacteria.