You know how there's 2 ways people wipe their ass? You either lean to the side, or lean/stand forward?

[Brooke Shields]

And you can pretend the way other people do it is ridiculous? (I don't understand people who stand up to wipe when you can lazily lean over instead)


Well there's a 3rd way

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

WWAW vertical videos that are actually normal videos letterboxed and pushed into a tiny window like a Sega CD game.

 

[Turk February]

And you can pretend the way other people do it is ridiculous? (I don't understand people who stand up to wipe when you can lazily lean over instead)


Well there's a 3rd way

I don't know why but that made me laugh real hard. I don't have context but did he imply toilet paper is for your hands!?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I stood up to wipe until I was like 13 and now it just seems fucking retarded to me.

 

[Turk February]

I stood up to wipe until I was like 13 and now it just seems fucking retarded to me.

There is a hybrid system I can show you.

 

[Cleo's Dad]

I just do the dog thing and drag my asshole all over people's carpets

 

[Turk February]

I just do the dog thing and drag my asshole all over people's carpets

If you pee in someone's fridge they won't find out for days.

 

[Cleo's Dad]

If you pee in someone's fridge they won't find out for days.

Time to visit my neighbor

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Do what??

 

[Turk February]

Do what??

You wouldn't understand. You're western. Like a gay guy.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You faggots touch your own assholes? Is that what I'm getting from all this?

 

[Turk February]

You faggots touch your own assholes? Is that what I'm getting from all this?

Well yeah. How else am I supposed to cum!?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Well yeah. How else am I supposed to cum!?

Good one, Turk. You're firing on all cylinders as usual.

 

[Turk February]

Good one, Turk. You're firing on all cylinders as usual.

I'm not actually allowed to drive.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'm not actually allowed to drive.

Well that's okay. We all have our deficits. I'm five foot six and a quarter

 

[Turk February]

Well that's okay. We all have our deficits. I'm five foot six and a quarter

They're gunna ban quarters soon. The dime is already on the chopping block.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

They're gunna ban quarters soon. The dime is already on the chopping block.

Man it's like I think we're talking about one thing and then it's like whoaaaaa what happened?

 

[Turk February]

Man it's like I think we're talking about one thing and then it's like whoaaaaa what happened?

Are you trying to imply I'm irrational?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Are you trying to imply I'm irrational?

Perish the thought

 

[BUBBLER]

No I don't