You just won a MAGA raffle to pass one executive order tomorrow

[Gay Faggot.]

National stlaker Patti day. That women is a saint and deserves to be remembered by more than dying truckers and autistic Panera bread workers. The only National day that really rocks. And deportations of anyone with the last name “Cumia”. Sorry, they ruined it for the rest of you. Like the niggers they are.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Abortion but only for black women. That way everyone's happy.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Make it so all forms must be filled out in cursive or it will not be accepted.
The fallout would be hilarious.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Make it so all forms must be filled out in cursive or it will not be accepted.
The fallout would be hilarious.

If you post a second EO stating "BTW your regular handwriting needs to be legible too" I'll go ahead and kill myself.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

National stlaker Patti day. That women is a saint and deserves to be remembered by more than dying truckers and autistic Panera bread workers. The only National day that really rocks. And deportations of anyone with the last name “Cumia”. Sorry, they ruined it for the rest of you. Like the niggers they are.

"It'ssssssooo wonnnnderrful for ya to give me myyy owwwwwn nyaaaaational day."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yesterday I was told that I had won a MAGA raffle and could pass one executive order. As far as I know, Canadian Thanksgiving is still not celebrated by Americans and I have yet to receive my pony. This needs to be rectified immediately or I will be taking legal action.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yesterday I was told that I had won a MAGA raffle and could pass one executive order. As far as I know, Canadian Thanksgiving is still not celebrated by Americans and I have yet to receive my pony. This needs to be rectified immediately or I will be taking legal action.

This thread is for American citizens only. Please go stink up a different thread with your cheese curd breath.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This thread is for American citizens only. Please go stink up a different thread with your cheese curd breath.

This is bullshit.

CANADA IS UNDER ATTACK

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Yesterday I was told that I had won a MAGA raffle and could pass one executive order. As far as I know, Canadian Thanksgiving is still not celebrated by Americans and I have yet to receive my pony. This needs to be rectified immediately or I will be taking legal action.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is bullshit.

CANADA IS UNDER ATTACK

You see this?

It means NOT WELCOME!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This thread is for American citizens only. Please go stink up a different thread with your cheese curd breath.

Can I at least get the pony? I have an idea for a business.

 

[RobertMewler]

Exterminate all the Jews living in the US and don't allow any more in.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Can I at least get the pony? I have an idea for a business.

Sure, I’ll get you a pony. I’m a man of extreme power and wealth. Ponies only cost a few grand and I know a guy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sure, I’ll get you a pony. I’m a man of extreme power and wealth. Ponies only cost a few grand and I know a guy.

Nice. I'm gonna drive around to bars and charge drunks $25 to fist fight the pony. So none of that Shetland shit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nice. I'm gonna drive around to bars and charge drunks $25 to fist fight the pony.

Put a birthday hat on it and advertise it as a unicorn.

 

[SensibleKeks]

There really should be an execution order requiring everyone to wear name tags. I think people would be a lot friendlier to each other.

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

Gather up everyone with a Gaza flag and force them to swim there with a Jew under each arm.

 

[BUBBLER]

UFOs nigga