You have to go to war with 2 people from owen a forums by your side

[Turry Precision ™®©]

The psychopath and the retard, I guess

 

[Jenna]

Wait like forum war or real-life war? I strongly doubt Boomia's expertise will help me a lick against the combined might of the Pakistani army.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

@TorpidSloth hire one of his many private jets and get the heck outta there.
@LockedHDD__Pot brings the gear and the beats.

this guy gets it!

I'd probably take @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 so we could propagandize with epic rhymes.
& maybe @Sue Lightning in case I need a quick tube-squeeze to calm me down

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

it's obvoius who Sue likes, even negative attention is telling.... it's funny to watch

EDIT: yes I'm jealous

He obviously wants boq’s bbc.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Probably @Jen_Tomlinson because he’s clearly Meownaw (lol) and Big Blaze.

My heart, it’s broken

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Too late. I'm already in the Hawaiian cave bunkers with Bezos and Zuck.

does that mean I'm there too?

 

[TorpidSloth]

does that mean I'm there too?

Sure. See you at the Bulgarian teen rape party later.

 

[NoBacon]

@Turry Fawks so he could provide last rites (cause he's so holier than thou, get it?) in case I was dying

@Turry Fawks is also a little fella and could get under vehicles and things like that.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My heart, it’s broken

You were definitely a distant third. Sorry, brother.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

You were definitely a distant third. Sorry, brother.

DISTANT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Thanks for mentioning me, it ain’t much posting here but it’s honest work.

 

[Stent]

I’m choosing @Stent and @Dennis Denuto so that we can communicate exclusively with the word cunt.

It'll be like Windtalkers but without the injuns talking about meaty clits.

 

[aRTie02150]

Seeing as nobody chose me just know If you're on the battle field and you notice crows doing what you believe is aerial reconnaissance, you should leave immediately. Especially if there's trees in the area

That's the only vague warning I'll give.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I'd pick two of the many brothermen dying of butthole cancer because they're dying anyway and are therefore more likely to sacrifice themselves in heroic ways to increase the odds of me and the other cowards.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I can't possibly narrow it down to two. I'd be honored to slaughter faggots alongside all of you.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

@Nigger John this guy is out of his fucking mind, but I get the feeling he'd be good in a fox hole

@NoBacon because we'll need a chaplain for the inevitable death of @Nigger John

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

None of you. Most everyone here is a slacked jawed faggot.

 

[NoBacon]

@Turry Fawks because if we became stranded I could overpower him and eat him if needs be.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Seeing as nobody chose me just know If you're on the battle field and you notice crows doing what you believe is aerial reconnaissance, you should leave immediately. Especially if there's trees in the area

That's the only vague warning I'll give.

I almost picked you as my second, but didn't want you thinking I'm a faggot. I know how you treat your male friends....

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

@Turry Fawks because if we became stranded I could overpower him and eat him if needs be.

You'd die from not eating 5000 calories a day