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Ew! You like pussy. So many straight guys on the forum these days. Ugh.
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You guys enjoy eating pussy?
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No good can come from eating pussy.
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Gotta give her a Lil taste of the thumb during it, Lil taste, that way when I give her my schlong she's like, "Woahhhh it's so much like your thumb!"
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If they have a nice pussy, yeah. I don't want a mouthful of dangly labia and I don't want to smell any fucked up smells. If I do, I'm not eating that pussy.
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Yes but under certain conditions, she can't stink and if it doesn't look like an Arby's roast beef and cheese, I'll do it.
I banged a highschool friend back in the day, she was friends with my friends and family and I liked her as a person a lot, but she had the most awful roast beef pussy, I couldn't bring myself to look at it, let alone eat it. This was in the 80s too, so she was super hairy* I can't.imagine what horrors awaited me if it was shaved.
* Hair doesn't bother me, in fact I prefer a little bush
I banged a highschool friend back in the day, she was friends with my friends and family and I liked her as a person a lot, but she had the most awful roast beef pussy, I couldn't bring myself to look at it, let alone eat it. This was in the 80s too, so she was super hairy* I can't.imagine what horrors awaited me if it was shaved.
* Hair doesn't bother me, in fact I prefer a little bush
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I used to but now I just don’t care. I just wanna blow my load
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Idk i disagree. I hate the idea of giving a woman pleasure. Disgusting entitled bitches. Just lay there and accept the sleep fuck.
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That’s where I stand. I think there’s something almost gay about a guy too eager to eat pussy.
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I remember reading that men would eat pussy as a means to dealing with premature ejaculation
who the fuck cares if you prematurely ejaculate....fucking is a race- whoever cums first wins
who the fuck cares if you prematurely ejaculate....fucking is a race- whoever cums first wins
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I knew a half nigger hooker from school. Her first child’s father was a huge pos cocksucker always hated him. He went to jail for years then got out and died like 7 months later. She’s a piece of ass but fucking rudeee
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I prefer a woman’s eggs to be scrambled.
"She already knows I egg on the top of your face!"
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When not in the mood anything to do with sex is just silly and gross.
When the fog descends it's all I can focus on. If a girlfriend gets me when it's the furthest thing from my mind I really have to fake that it's what I want until the fog kicks in
When the fog descends it's all I can focus on. If a girlfriend gets me when it's the furthest thing from my mind I really have to fake that it's what I want until the fog kicks in
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It gets old quick and then my neck hurts
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This isn't cumtown.org or r/theadamfriedlandshow
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I’ve looked back in horror on some of the pussy I have eaten over the years. Now I wouldn’t do it without a shower and knowing the broad well enough that my face won’t fall off.
Dirtiness and STDs aside, eating pussy and ass is great. If you have some broad that might not be into it start eating her pussy while she’s in doggy. Rooting around back there usually gets them to open up to the idea.
Dirtiness and STDs aside, eating pussy and ass is great. If you have some broad that might not be into it start eating her pussy while she’s in doggy. Rooting around back there usually gets them to open up to the idea.
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